the drinking age is the reason my dad's been banned from Canada since the mid-1980s :laughing:

I keep forgetting how old you are. 19? 20? You always come across as a fair bit older.

What's the punishment for visiting Canada when you're banned?

You have to eat 5 pancakes. No maple syrup. But you can have corn syrup, Canadians aren't monsters.

No Poutine!

http://petenowak2000.files.wordpress...4/poutine1.jpg

he's not allowed to visit because he tried to bring his underage friends over the border for the sake of boozing.

I still remember when it came about that you needed a passport to get into Canada. Still seems a bit drastic to me.

You know what. **** algebra. Goddamn teachers thinkin I was some kinda retard when I was just too ****ed up to do anything but stare off into space.
****algebra. Matj is math. tje **** are all thses goddamn leters doin in the way gtfo ****ing lettersa

Why do I get the feeling I'm being lured?

That's just not fair. I've never had the real deal but Buffalo Wild Wings(sports bar chain) sells it as an appetizer and it's freakin awesome. It's kinda like disco fries but with different cheese and no toppings.

I'm French-Canadian and am proud to say it's out greatest cultural achievement ever.

Well, Gorton is pretty high on the charts too.

Gorton (French-Canadian Pork Spread) Recipe - Allrecipes.com

Looks like catfood, but I'm sure I'd love it.