The Bitch Box

LoathsomePete · 11-17-2014, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

It's hard out here for a pimp!^

Tell me about it, I think I heard one of my hoes having an opinion but couldn't be sure due to my caffeine deprivation. Nothing worse than not being able to smack a bitch.

Plankton · 11-17-2014, 01:51 PM

**Frownland** · 11-17-2014, 02:00 PM

My dorm got raided yesterday because my roommate was caught drinking on this, a dry campus. Now all of my vodka and my pipes are gone. I have a meeting this week with a student conduct officer to decide what's going to happen. Luckily I didn't have any weed so there's some hope there but I think I might be kinda ****ed. Hopefully it's just a slap on the wrist type deal because this is my first offense.

RoxyRollah · 11-17-2014, 02:54 PM

It's hard out here for a sir^!...

The Batlord · 11-17-2014, 05:17 PM

I was just eating a walnuts straight outta the shell. Cracked it open and a bunch of dark-brown/black specks came out. I thought nothing of it, figuring the nut was just kinda old, and the inside of the shell was just dried out and crumbling. Eat one nut and it's all good. Pull another one out of the shell... and there's a ****ing worm. I'm 99% sure I just ate worm ****. Spent the next five minutes brushing my teeth over and over again. FML.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

My dorm got raided yesterday because my roommate was caught drinking on this, a dry campus. Now all of my vodka and my pipes are gone. I have a meeting this week with a student conduct officer to decide what's going to happen. Luckily I didn't have any weed so there's some hope there but I think I might be kinda ****ed. Hopefully it's just a slap on the wrist type deal because this is my first offense.

Dude, you go to a dry college? You of all people? That's like WD going to... a dry college! They must have a hella arts department or something.

**Frownland** · 11-17-2014, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dude, you go to a dry college? You of all people? That's like WD going to... a dry college! They must have a hella arts department or something.

It's called being broke and getting a good scholarship.

Trollheart · 11-17-2014, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

today I encountered the most crusty-ass bitch ever.

I was shopping in a popular retailer.

>checking out some nice fleece
>crusty-ass bitch gets in my way
>me: "Sorry, ma'am!"
>crusty ass bitch reaches for some shit, nearly hitting me in the face
>says nothing
>I walk away because Crusty Fuckstick has no fucking manners whatsoever
>fuckyou.gif
>mfw I hate customers literally everywhere I go

I've been meaning to ask: "mfw"??

**Frownland** · 11-17-2014, 06:48 PM

"My father wins"

Chula Vista · 11-17-2014, 06:56 PM

What movie/show is that Kristen Ritter gif from??

ladyislingering · 11-17-2014, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I've been meaning to ask: "mfw"??

"my face when"

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	My dorm got raided yesterday because my roommate was caught drinking on this, a dry campus. Now all of my vodka and my pipes are gone. I have a meeting this week with a student conduct officer to decide what's going to happen. Luckily I didn't have any weed so there's some hope there but I think I might be kinda ***ed. Hopefully it's just a slap on the wrist type deal because this is my first offense. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	"My father wins" __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-17-2014, 06:56 PM	#17049 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	What movie/show is that Kristen Ritter gif from?? __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”