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Old 11-14-2014, 12:49 AM   #17001 (permalink)
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People calling other grown adults "baby" is also annoying.
It would be weird if people addressed other people as "adult" though.
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Old 11-14-2014, 12:50 AM   #17002 (permalink)
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It would be weird if people addressed other people as "adult" though.
It'd be even weirder if they called babies "adult"
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Old 11-14-2014, 12:51 AM   #17003 (permalink)
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It'd be even weirder if they called babies "adult"
I'm going to do that from now on.
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Old 11-14-2014, 12:55 AM   #17004 (permalink)
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I'm going to do that from now on.
I am perfectly ok with this.
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Old 11-14-2014, 12:55 AM   #17005 (permalink)
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It'd be even weirder if they called babies "adult"
I usually just call them sprogs. Or spawn. Or poop machines, brats, and terrible mistakes.

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It would be weird if people addressed other people as "adult" though.
Not any weirder than suggesting your significant other has a habit of drooling and soiling themselves. Unless you're into tardy degenerate types.
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Old 11-14-2014, 12:58 AM   #17006 (permalink)
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Not any weirder than suggesting your significant other has a habit of drooling and soiling themselves.
It's not my fault.
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:03 AM   #17007 (permalink)
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It's not my fault.
you are, in fact, a deer.
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:13 AM   #17008 (permalink)
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I usually just call them sprogs. Or spawn. Or poop machines, brats, and terrible mistakes.
I prefer, "How was I supposed to know you're not allowed to put them in the freezer?!"
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:20 AM   #17009 (permalink)
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I prefer, "How was I supposed to know you're not allowed to put them in the freezer?!"
>spawn kept in semi-frozen jizz before artificial insemination (which is often used on cows, but really, what's the difference these days)
>spawn comes out of womb, all slimy, smells like shit, stillborn
>put it back in the freezer to end smell until proper disposal can be achieved
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:24 AM   #17010 (permalink)
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>spawn kept in semi-frozen jizz before artificial insemination (which is often used on cows, but really, what's the difference these days)
>spawn comes out of womb, all slimy, smells like shit, stillborn
>put it back in the freezer to end smell until proper disposal can be achieved
>thaw
>debone
>grill
>serve
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