The Bitch Box

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 11-10-2014, 04:36 PM

i was on the highway and about to switch lanes and so i signaled cause there was a car in the other lane a little ways behind me. signaled basically just to let them know as a courtesy. instead of accepting my generous acknowledgement of their existence dude decides to try to speed up to stop me from getting in front of him. i switch lanes anyway because he's not fast enough and i feel like i've already done my duty as a citizen in giving him the heads up. due to his acceleration he comes close to hitting me and then gets mad and beeps his horn as if i cut him off. i smile in victory and fantasize about running him off the road and putting him in a wheelchair that just doesn't quite go fast enough for the rest of his life just for being a worked up petty mother****er.

ladyislingering · 11-10-2014, 08:12 PM

I bought a baby gate to keep the cat contained in the living room and kitchen (which are attached to the entryway). It's too small. At first I figured the width of the entryway (both the front door and the entry to the living room) is so large to accommodate people with disabilities, but every other entrance in the apartment is significantly smaller so I really don't know what kind of logic went into designing this place.

**Janszoon** · 11-10-2014, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I bought a baby gate to keep the cat contained in the living room and kitchen (which are attached to the entryway). It's too small. At first I figured the width of the entryway (both the front door and the entry to the living room) is so large to accommodate people with disabilities, but every other entrance in the apartment is significantly smaller so I really don't know what kind of logic went into designing this place.

I'd assume a cat could easily just jump over a baby gate anyway.

ladyislingering · 11-10-2014, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I'd assume a cat could easily just jump over a baby gate anyway.

He's still just a baby. He can't even jump on the bed without climbing yet.

**Janszoon** · 11-10-2014, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

He's still just a baby. He can't even jump on the bed without climbing yet.

Heh. It's so cute when they do that. I remember when my older one was that little, I hear a noise and roll over to see her come up the side of the bed like a little rock climber.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-11-2014, 01:33 AM

OMFG my flatmate/subletter is a piece of ****. He came home and exploded at me because I didn't clean the bathroom to his standards. He must have an easy life if that's all he has to worry about. He kept going on and on about stupid **** like the panel along the wall and missing a bit of dust under the toilet roll bucket. Kill me now. I'm throwing down a glass of wine to calm my nerves. He's so ****ing annoying. He doesn't even ever clean the kitchen and then critises me about stupid menial ****.

Go to ****ing hell ****.

Although karma hit him back by the guy that lives below us banging on the roof because he's being so noisy while cleaning the bathroom to make a show and dance. He got ripped into for being noisy and annoying. The guy below complained to the owner about the noise late at night which is not me or the other flatmate. HAHAHAHA. That will teach you.

Trollheart · 11-11-2014, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

OMFG my flatmate/subletter is a piece of ****. He came home and exploded at me because I didn't clean the bathroom to his standards. He must have an easy life if that's all he has to worry about. He kept going on and on about stupid **** like the panel along the wall and missing a bit of dust under the toilet roll bucket. Kill me now. I'm throwing down a glass of wine to calm my nerves. He's so ****ing annoying. He doesn't even ever clean the kitchen and then critises me about stupid menial ****.

Go to ****ing hell ****.

Although karma hit him back by the guy that lives below us banging on the roof because he's being so noisy while cleaning the bathroom to make a show and dance. He got ripped into for being noisy and annoying. The guy below complained to the owner about the noise late at night which is not me or the other flatmate. HAHAHAHA. That will teach you.

One, delighted you're dating again honey, meant to say that earlier. Hope it's working out for you. You certainly deserve someone who deserves you.

Two, what a pain! Having moved from the other psycho ward you were in and looking forward to your new place, you have this crap to contend with. You should do something like pretend to be on the phone when he walks in, and say "Yeah I know: he was an obsessive compulsive cleaner they said. Terrible, what she did to him. Still you can kind of understand it. I mean, you can only be pushed so far. But to do THAT --- well, I OH hi flatmate!!" and flash one of your winning smiles at him. That would give him something to think about!

The Batlord · 11-11-2014, 01:32 PM

I say just pee on the bathroom floor and leave it.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 11-11-2014, 01:44 PM

that's why i never have roommates. even if i'm cool with someone i am pretty sure living with them for 6 months will make us hate each other.

Trollheart · 11-11-2014, 08:35 PM

From Red Dwarf, for anyone who knows or watches it:

Holly: Wasn't it Sartre who said Hell is being locked in a room with your mates?
Lister: Holly, all his mates were French!

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes...	30	34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility	26	29.89%
Sh...Should I?	31	35.63%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

11-10-2014, 08:12 PM	#16982 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	I bought a baby gate to keep the cat contained in the living room and kitchen (which are attached to the entryway). It's too small. At first I figured the width of the entryway (both the front door and the entry to the living room) is so large to accommodate people with disabilities, but every other entrance in the apartment is significantly smaller so I really don't know what kind of logic went into designing this place. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

11-11-2014, 01:33 AM	#16986 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	OMFG my flatmate/subletter is a piece of **. He came home and exploded at me because I didn't clean the bathroom to his standards. He must have an easy life if that's all he has to worry about. He kept going on and on about stupid like the panel along the wall and missing a bit of dust under the toilet roll bucket. Kill me now. I'm throwing down a glass of wine to calm my nerves. He's so ing annoying. He doesn't even ever clean the kitchen and then critises me about stupid menial . Go to ing hell **. Although karma hit him back by the guy that lives below us banging on the roof because he's being so noisy while cleaning the bathroom to make a show and dance. He got ripped into for being noisy and annoying. The guy below complained to the owner about the noise late at night which is not me or the other flatmate. HAHAHAHA. That will teach you. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

11-11-2014, 08:35 PM	#16990 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	From Red Dwarf, for anyone who knows or watches it: Holly: Wasn't it Sartre who said Hell is being locked in a room with your mates? Lister: Holly, all his mates were French! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-10-2014, 04:36 PM	#16981 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	i was on the highway and about to switch lanes and so i signaled cause there was a car in the other lane a little ways behind me. signaled basically just to let them know as a courtesy. instead of accepting my generous acknowledgement of their existence dude decides to try to speed up to stop me from getting in front of him. i switch lanes anyway because he's not fast enough and i feel like i've already done my duty as a citizen in giving him the heads up. due to his acceleration he comes close to hitting me and then gets mad and beeps his horn as if i cut him off. i smile in victory and fantasize about running him off the road and putting him in a wheelchair that just doesn't quite go fast enough for the rest of his life just for being a worked up petty mother****er.

11-11-2014, 01:44 PM	#16989 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	that's why i never have roommates. even if i'm cool with someone i am pretty sure living with them for 6 months will make us hate each other.