Yes, I do masturbate to chicks, but I figured that was obvious.

to or with?

Why not both?

Animal cruelty, obviously :D

Did yard work on an empty stomach. Now feel sick. But I know that if I eat something, it'll just make me feel even sicker. This is what I get for blaspheming against our Lord and Savior.

i think i might get myself fired from my job pretty soon. i've been trying to keep a good image there and be able to cite them for work ethic's sake at least but lately i've been a little too vocal about the fact that i think its a dead end job and just using it as a means to an ends. i get they have their philosophy on company morale and all that but its pretty hard for me to pretend to take that **** serious and i always end up saying some **** out loud that i should have just kept to myself.

today at work I had to clean other people's piss off the toilet seats in the ladies' room, not once, but twice.

do we need to put instructional leaflets in the stalls??

:laughing:

Be thankful you didn't get the men's bathroom it's like 10 times worse there. :p:

Lil I have one for you :D

I had an old man complain that the sign didn't clearly show which grapes were on sale. ONLY green grapes were on sale and they were 5 columns wide with a sign stand directly above column 3. I pointed this out and he tells me no one reads the signs. So I asked him how he would do it, and he rearranged our whole grape section. I then told him I thought it was more clear the original way and he told me that I only say that because I'm siding with the owner. Then he laughs and says "That's what makes America great". F*cking old people, I just can't help but laugh at their antics.

No it isn't... Have you ever cleaned bathrooms over an extended period of time? Women with their period are way more disgusting than any man can ever be in the bathroom. Dirty/used pads and tampons, period blood splashed all over the ****ing toilets, plus they sh*t like the rest of us.