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Old 11-06-2014, 05:15 PM   #16931 (permalink)
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Note: I'm posting this in The Bitch Box and my comic book journal, because A.) I want to bitch, and B.) I feel that this is an important step in my descent into comic book nerdery. If any mod has a problem with that, then please delete the Bitch Box post and not my journal one.

Now, I just went up to the comic book shop to pick up the new Harley Quinn annual---it was a special scratch 'n' sniff issue, so digital didn't suffice. Annuals are more expensive than normal issues, because they're special and bigger, and this issue was priced around $6.00, so this was already bull****. Unfortunately the shop was out of the issue with the normal cover, but they did have versions with the variant cover... for $14.99... and $15.88 with ****ing tax! I stared long and hard at that comic, before of course caving in and getting it anyway---Hey, if I'm going to go out of my way to actually buy a special issue, then I might as well go all out, right? Still, it was a serious hit.

To make matters worse, I'd only had twenty bucks and still wanted a pack of cigarettes. So of course I went up to the gas station, and like a ****ing broke-ass, asked the cashier, "You got any non-menthols for less than $4.20?", to which she naturally shook her head in vaguely indifferent pity. So, being a true fiend, I went all the ****ing way back to my house to get some pocket change---which I'd meant to take in the first place, but forgotten like a retard---and came back to buy a pack that only cost twenty cents more than I'd originally had (natch). On the upside though, I now have the most expensive comic book this side of Action Comics #1, and a well-earned pack of smokes. So... I guess it's all good.

Now, I can't hold this against Harley, as any character awesome enough to make me drop sixteen bucks on one issue is worthy only my adoration, but DC can kiss my ass. I'll let Jay and Silent Bob express my feelings toward DC Comics...





It is a pretty awesome variant cover though.

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don't understand how people get into comic books. or anime. or superhero movies. the dark knight was decent though i guess.
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Old 11-06-2014, 06:42 PM   #16932 (permalink)
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Comics aren't meant to be read by boring people so you've got that going against ya.

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Old 11-06-2014, 07:03 PM   #16933 (permalink)
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ouch that hurts. that's like seinfeld calling me a jew.
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Old 11-06-2014, 08:15 PM   #16934 (permalink)
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I know that feel Batlord. I've had to kill my china pig many-a-time for cigarettes.
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Old 11-06-2014, 09:43 PM   #16935 (permalink)
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in the past week I've bagged up about 30-50 large (like 50 gallon - maybe larger) bags of sweaters at work (overstocked product) in order to be fully stocked for our upcoming half off sale (which lasts two days). this process has wasted hours of my time, set my days back by 1-2 hours, and I don't even get a goddamn day off until Thursday.

bitches are gonna die if people don't go absolutely apeshit over those damn sweaters when the sale days roll around.

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Old 11-06-2014, 11:55 PM   #16936 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2014, 12:08 AM   #16937 (permalink)
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Die bitches!
>end of the 2nd sale day
>women's jeans net profit: 7,300
>women's sweaters net profit: 870
>doors slam shut and immediately lock
>building caves in
>bitches dead
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Old 11-08-2014, 06:37 AM   #16938 (permalink)
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Last night i had like 2 hrs of sleep and it was f*ckin horrible.
i spent all night tossing and turning in bed with a headache 2 regulars tylenol and 6 tylenol pm still couldn't fix!

it was weird..
it's like at 3am i suddenly got a migraine and an internal fever outta nowhere.

This has happened to me before but on very rare occasions but idk why it suddenly happens and then suddenly goes away.
i woke up bad rested and feeling like sh*t but now i feel fine.
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i wasn't born nearly as rich or powerful as i'd like to be.

edit: also i can't grow a real beard for whatever reason, it comes in all uneven and patchy and doesn't look good. not that i want a beard anyway but the other day on the radio i heard that 38% of women think its a turn off if a man can't grow one. if allah is real and really gives a **** about beards too then i hate that bastard for making me a beardless atheist.
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i wasn't born nearly as rich or powerful as i'd like to be.

edit: also i can't grow a real beard for whatever reason, it comes in all uneven and patchy and doesn't look good. not that i want a beard anyway but the other day on the radio i heard that 38% of women think its a turn off if a man can't grow one. if allah is real and really gives a **** about beards too then i hate that bastard for making me a beardless atheist.
In my opinion, a man is more attractive if he can grow a beautiful mane of hair on his head. A beard/moustache is just a bonus. Short-haired men are like sandpaper on my retinas.
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