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Originally Posted by Ninetales
but having a wallet that is larger would be easier to find in a purse id imagine. either way its a hilarious thing to complain about
But the bigger the wallet, the longer it takes to dig through, and with a smaller wallet, there really is no excuse for having such a big purse. And you can call it hilarious all you want, but in a few minutes, or a few hours, or maybe a few days, you'll remember a time when you had to wait in line behind such a woman, and you will hate.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Originally Posted by Ninetales
well girls keep lots of stuff in their purses so theyre bound to be big. idk maybe but I doubt id remember it past walking out the store door
Well if we lined up every purse designer on the street and had them shot, then we could get rid of this damn Purse Society, and women could learn the joy of only keeping on them that which is necessary to get drunk.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
Women's jeans/pants pockets are not accommodating whatsoever to carrying items around. Men's pants typically have much deeper, looser pockets in which items such as a wallet can easily be stored, safely. Anything I put in my back pocket carries a 50 percent chance of falling out or being stolen.
Don't get me wrong, waiting for some chick to dig through her black hole purse to find her obnoxiously over sized wallet with a hundred pockets and sub pockets is infuriating, which is why I have my wallet and charge card out, ready to go when I'm checking out somewhere.
**** chick wallets. You know what I'm talking about. Those big, dumb things that can't fit in a pocket, so they go in the ugly purse? There is no need whatsoever for such a big wallet. A man's wallet has space for money, four-to-six credit cards, and a license. You don't need anything else. Just about every time it's the same bull****: woman waits till she's at the front of the line to even think about taking out Big Dumb Wallet, sets ugly purse on counter, takes at least thirty seconds to dig through ugly purse, pulls out Big Dumb Wallet, unzips coin pouch, takes another thirty seconds to search for exact change, rezips coin pouch, unzips main pouch, finally takes out REAL money, hands three dollars and twenty-two cents to cashier, rezips main pouch, puts wallet back in purse, digs through purse again to make sure she still has her sunglasses, FINALLY takes ugly purse off counter, and walks away while everyone behind her secretly wishes they had such an anti-social fashion accessory, just so that they can make someone else suffer as they have. It's a truly brilliant marketing scheme.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
**** chick wallets. You know what I'm talking about. Those big, dumb things that can't fit in a pocket, so they go in the ugly purse? There is no need whatsoever for such a big wallet. A man's wallet has space for money, four-to-six credit cards, and a license. You don't need anything else. Just about every time it's the same bull****: woman waits till she's at the front of the line to even think about taking out Big Dumb Wallet, sets ugly purse on counter, takes at least thirty seconds to dig through ugly purse, pulls out Big Dumb Wallet, unzips coin pouch, takes another thirty seconds to search for exact change, rezips coin pouch, unzips main pouch, finally takes out REAL money, hands three dollars and twenty-two cents to cashier, rezips main pouch, puts wallet back in purse, digs through purse again to make sure she still has her sunglasses, FINALLY takes ugly purse off counter, and walks away while everyone behind her secretly wishes they had such an anti-social fashion accessory, just so that they can make someone else suffer as they have. It's a truly brilliant marketing scheme.
Not every time. I've seen some women hand the cashier $4.39.
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Note: I'm posting this in The Bitch Box and my comic book journal, because A.) I want to bitch, and B.) I feel that this is an important step in my descent into comic book nerdery. If any mod has a problem with that, then please delete the Bitch Box post and not my journal one.
Now, I just went up to the comic book shop to pick up the new Harley Quinn annual---it was a special scratch 'n' sniff issue, so digital didn't suffice. Annuals are more expensive than normal issues, because they're special and bigger, and this issue was priced around $6.00, so this was already bull****. Unfortunately the shop was out of the issue with the normal cover, but they did have versions with the variant cover... for $14.99... and $15.88 with ****ing tax! I stared long and hard at that comic, before of course caving in and getting it anyway---Hey, if I'm going to go out of my way to actually buy a special issue, then I might as well go all out, right? Still, it was a serious hit.
To make matters worse, I'd only had twenty bucks and still wanted a pack of cigarettes. So of course I went up to the gas station, and like a ****ing broke-ass, asked the cashier, "You got any non-menthols for less than $4.20?", to which she naturally shook her head in vaguely indifferent pity. So, being a true fiend, I went all the ****ing way back to my house to get some pocket change---which I'd meant to take in the first place, but forgotten like a retard---and came back to buy a pack that only cost twenty cents more than I'd originally had (natch). On the upside though, I now have the most expensive comic book this side of Action Comics #1, and a well-earned pack of smokes. So... I guess it's all good.
Now, I can't hold this against Harley, as any character awesome enough to make me drop sixteen bucks on one issue is worthy only my adoration, but DC can kiss my ass. I'll let Jay and Silent Bob express my feelings toward DC Comics...
It is a pretty awesome variant cover though.
Spoiler for Harley Quinn Annual #1 variant cover:
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
Shout out to all the people stuck living next to truly ****ty neighbors, especially if you're living in an apartment complex.
The couple across the hall from me (as well as sharing a wall between our kitchens) are awful individuals. They fight and scream at each other constantly at all hours of the day. They're incredibly rude, as an example, I opened the door for the lady as I was coming into the building and she was exiting with a load of trash, and she doesn't so much as even look at me, let alone a give a passive thank you. On top of that, they leave their full grown pit bull locked in a cage all day long, starting from like 6 am up to 4 in the afternoon. When the dog is awake, it barks constantly. Everyone in the building has complained and yet nothing has changed. At this point I'm rooting for the demise of their relationship.
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