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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 11-01-2014, 07:03 AM   #16911 (permalink)
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Is that cringe comedy?
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Old 11-01-2014, 07:51 AM   #16912 (permalink)
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Good one, dad.
Thanks son...
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Old 11-01-2014, 02:28 PM   #16913 (permalink)
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Oh no! My best wishes go with you honey. I hope everything will be okay.
Mind you it could be worse: could be Elvis pain!
Aw-huh-huh!


Seriously: keep us updated and let us know.... fret fret fret ....
Priscilla knew all about Elvis pain.

I'm so sorry
that's so dark and horrible
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Old 11-01-2014, 11:50 PM   #16914 (permalink)
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I hate being alone, and sad, and the only people who talk to me are my coworkers who I want nothing to do with. It's not that they're bad people, but I just hate my work so god damn much I don't even want to thing about it when I'm not there. I just want someone cute to cuddle with right now, really fucking badly.
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"check yr fucking posable limbs privilege you ****s"
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Old 11-05-2014, 03:25 PM   #16915 (permalink)
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This has been a day from hell.

That is all.
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Old 11-05-2014, 03:29 PM   #16916 (permalink)
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This has been a day from hell.

That is all.
Did your boss catch you plugging?
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Old 11-05-2014, 03:57 PM   #16917 (permalink)
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**** chick wallets. You know what I'm talking about. Those big, dumb things that can't fit in a pocket, so they go in the ugly purse? There is no need whatsoever for such a big wallet. A man's wallet has space for money, four-to-six credit cards, and a license. You don't need anything else. Just about every time it's the same bull****: woman waits till she's at the front of the line to even think about taking out Big Dumb Wallet, sets ugly purse on counter, takes at least thirty seconds to dig through ugly purse, pulls out Big Dumb Wallet, unzips coin pouch, takes another thirty seconds to search for exact change, rezips coin pouch, unzips main pouch, finally takes out REAL money, hands three dollars and twenty-two cents to cashier, rezips main pouch, puts wallet back in purse, digs through purse again to make sure she still has her sunglasses, FINALLY takes ugly purse off counter, and walks away while everyone behind her secretly wishes they had such an anti-social fashion accessory, just so that they can make someone else suffer as they have. It's a truly brilliant marketing scheme.
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Old 11-05-2014, 04:11 PM   #16918 (permalink)
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lolol lots of womens attire dont have pockets??
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Old 11-05-2014, 04:19 PM   #16919 (permalink)
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lolol lots of womens attire dont have pockets??
A.) Lots of women wear pants, so they can easily carry real wallets, and B.) if you are wearing a skirt or a dress, that doesn't mean that you then need to carry a two ton wallet in a ten ton purse.
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Old 11-05-2014, 04:24 PM   #16920 (permalink)
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but having a wallet that is larger would be easier to find in a purse id imagine. either way its a hilarious thing to complain about
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