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Old 10-29-2014, 05:30 AM   #16901 (permalink)
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Im over the women's restrooms! Three days they have been over-flowing! I did a clopin yesterday and this morning, when I closed it was fine .I just unlocked the door and let myself in because I had to pee...Well what sight awaited me.It looks like the ooze coming out of the basement of the Amityville horror house.
Looking for the portal to hell?l It's at 3690 Bee Ridge road ask for RoxyRollah, the gatekeeper.
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Old 10-29-2014, 02:14 PM   #16902 (permalink)
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If I made a dollar for every ridiculously huge person who fails to get the hell out of my way when I say "excuse me" while carrying half my bodyweight in product, I'd be able ro retire. Damn pigs.
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Old 10-29-2014, 05:09 PM   #16903 (permalink)
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If you just got fat enough it'd be way less work. You'd only be carryomg like 1/10th of your body weight. And everyone moves for those fat people in the electronic carts plus you get a carrying basket.

You always remind me of the things I don't miss about retail.
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Old 10-30-2014, 02:39 PM   #16904 (permalink)
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So far, I've spent my day in bed with a God-awful migraine.
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:44 PM   #16905 (permalink)
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So I was just playing with my cat a few minutes ago when suddenly I heard fire alarms downstairs.

Sounds like Fatty McLardass is failing to properly use her oven/stove for the 500th time this year. How fucking hard is it to watch your food? She seems like she'd be really good at that kind of thing. Not only is she stupid, but she's loud as hell and I can smell her cigarettes in my bathroom. I wish she'd just move out (and take her ugly-ass boyfriend with her).
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Old 10-30-2014, 10:23 PM   #16906 (permalink)
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So I'm going to hospital again. I have really bad pelvis pain which has been ongoing for the last couple of weeks but its excrutiating today so I need to find out whats going on.
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Old 10-30-2014, 10:40 PM   #16907 (permalink)
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So I'm going to hospital again. I have really bad pelvis pain which has been ongoing for the last couple of weeks but its excrutiating today so I need to find out whats going on.
That sucks. Hope you get things sorted out.
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Old 10-30-2014, 10:56 PM   #16908 (permalink)
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So I'm going to hospital again. I have really bad pelvis pain which has been ongoing for the last couple of weeks but its excrutiating today so I need to find out whats going on.
I know you said that the stuff that's going on with you is hard to figure out and treat, but assuming you ever get rich enough to buy Micronesia, is there crazy, House-like medical stuff that could help you, or is the status quo just kind of... it?
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Old 11-01-2014, 05:04 AM   #16909 (permalink)
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So I'm going to hospital again. I have really bad pelvis pain which has been ongoing for the last couple of weeks but its excrutiating today so I need to find out whats going on.
Oh no! My best wishes go with you honey. I hope everything will be okay.
Mind you it could be worse: could be Elvis pain!
Aw-huh-huh!


Seriously: keep us updated and let us know.... fret fret fret ....
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Old 11-01-2014, 05:24 AM   #16910 (permalink)
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Mind you it could be worse: could be Elvis pain!
Aw-huh-huh!
Good one, dad.
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