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Old 10-21-2014, 11:17 AM   #16831 (permalink)
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One of my favorite moments of hanging out with one of my friends was when some guy was tailgating him right before we went into a tunnel, and he slowed down to 15 mph the whole way through. Probably took the better part of five minutes to get through that tunnel.
Buy that man a 30 pack.
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Old 10-21-2014, 11:20 AM   #16832 (permalink)
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By all means encourage him to sit in his parked vehicle and steer with a paper plate.
30 pack is a bit much no?
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Old 10-21-2014, 01:24 PM   #16833 (permalink)
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One of my favorite moments of hanging out with one of my friends was when some guy was tailgating him right before we went into a tunnel, and he slowed down to 15 mph the whole way through. Probably took the better part of five minutes to get through that tunnel.
Sounds like a dick move. The ******* is not the only one behind him.
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:47 PM   #16834 (permalink)
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Sounds like a dick move. The ******* is not the only one behind him.
You're just mad you didn't think of it.
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Old 10-21-2014, 06:28 PM   #16835 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2014, 06:35 PM   #16836 (permalink)
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You're just mad you didn't think of it.
Meh. I don't act like an as*hole to spite other as*holes. Hypocrisy at it's finest, bravo!
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Old 10-21-2014, 06:42 PM   #16837 (permalink)
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One of my favorite moments of hanging out with one of my friends was when some guy was tailgating him right before we went into a tunnel, and he slowed down to 15 mph the whole way through. Probably took the better part of five minutes to get through that tunnel.
First time I read that I thought you meant "tailgating" like what people do before a football game.

Well your friend sounds passive aggressive, lucky for the both of you the guy behind you didn't succumb to road rage.
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Meh. I don't act like an as*hole to spite other as*holes. Hypocrisy at it's finest, bravo!
Douchebaggery is an art form, and you, sir, are a Philistine.
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Old 10-21-2014, 07:05 PM   #16839 (permalink)
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lol. If that's true than yes I am! :P Dirty douchebags.
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Old 10-21-2014, 10:15 PM   #16840 (permalink)
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One of my favorite moments of hanging out with one of my friends was when some guy was tailgating him right before we went into a tunnel, and he slowed down to 15 mph the whole way through. Probably took the better part of five minutes to get through that tunnel.
Me and my friend John do that, for some reason we often get tailgated when I'm in the car with him so he slows down occasionally but most of the time we let them pass and follow them to freak them out. We literally follow them to their house and they see us and **** themselves.
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