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10-17-2014, 11:05 AM | #16812 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
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Yeah but then how would you know when it was time to swing your hips, toss your hair and look back sultrily smiling "Hello boys!" ??
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10-17-2014, 11:12 AM | #16813 (permalink) | |
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I certainly hope he didn't take offence. But losing your pet can be almost as heartwrenching as losing a family member. Those of you without pets will laugh and not understand, those of you who have pets --- and who have lost them --- will know where I'm coming from.
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10-17-2014, 12:20 PM | #16814 (permalink) | |
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I'll send you my Black Widows and they can duke it out.
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10-17-2014, 06:52 PM | #16815 (permalink) | |
Make it so
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That's a very good point. It can be exhausting seeing how many stares I get when I'm out walking. Can I please have one? I'd like to have a female as a pet.
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10-17-2014, 07:33 PM | #16816 (permalink) | |
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I'd like a female as a pet as well.
And yes, I realize I was set up.
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10-17-2014, 08:48 PM | #16817 (permalink) |
Maelian
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Our cat cries when he's pooping. Not because he's in pain but because every time he can't see one of us, he starts to cry because he doesn't understand that even though we're not in the room, we're still here. He just sits there pooping and crying unless you poke your head into the room. Then he stops crying and has a good old kitty poopin' time.
Cats are so weird.
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10-17-2014, 09:03 PM | #16818 (permalink) |
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So my coworkers found a video of me playing guitar and they won't shut up about it. Tell me I should play in front of people more often, stop fucking prying into my personal life. I do this for me, not for you assholes, just let me have my own thing to keep for myself.
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10-18-2014, 12:29 AM | #16819 (permalink) | |
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10-18-2014, 02:02 AM | #16820 (permalink) |
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I generally don't give a **** about how people look, but I never had any contact with hipsters and I am a little bugged by three of them being in my semester now.
Two look like a hipster-caricature and are dressing exactly alike, down to the colours. It has a creepy Shining vibe to it. And one dresses pretty normaly, but has thick glasses and a moustache. The hair over his lip hardly grows, but he still somehow manages to twirl its ends so they point up. I can't ****ing study in this conditions. I want to ask them, whether they know they are hipsters all the time.
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