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Old 10-15-2014, 09:12 PM   #16761 (permalink)
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Some idiot on my bus has a really loud phone making a stupid whistling sound every time they get a text and I legitimately hope someone gets so irritated that they punch Cell Phone Sally in the damn face.
People that have that whistle as their notification should go far away from me. I hear it everywhere, and I just get a look on my face that screams "I'll smash that phone in front of you".
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Old 10-16-2014, 12:26 AM   #16762 (permalink)
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People that have that whistle as their notification should go far away from me. I hear it everywhere, and I just get a look on my face that screams "I'll smash that phone in front of you".
you know how people sometimes joke about shoving irritating objects up the asses of irritating people?

do you think anyone's ever done that?

Just imagine some person with an annoying phone falling prey to some psycho who literally takes their phone and shoves it up their ass.
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Old 10-16-2014, 03:15 AM   #16763 (permalink)
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you know how people sometimes joke about shoving irritating objects up the asses of irritating people?

do you think anyone's ever done that?

Just imagine some person with an annoying phone falling prey to some psycho who literally takes their phone and shoves it up their ass.
I once had a death metal song as a ringtone. U mad?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-16-2014, 07:47 AM   #16764 (permalink)
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I once had a death metal song as a ringtone. U mad?
I've got "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" as my ringtone and the chord from "A Hard Day's Night" as my text notification.

I have the best ringtones on MB.
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Old 10-16-2014, 08:23 AM   #16765 (permalink)
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You wish^ I have The good the bad and the ugly as my ring tone.AHS as text tone and and certian rinftonsfor certian ppeople.
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Old 10-16-2014, 08:33 AM   #16766 (permalink)
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I have a phone ringing as my ringtone because it's a f*cking phone.
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Old 10-16-2014, 08:44 AM   #16767 (permalink)
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You wish^ I have The good the bad and the ugly as my ring tone.AHS as text tone and and certian rinftonsfor certian ppeople.
Didn't know there lived any ppeople in Certia.
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Old 10-16-2014, 08:48 AM   #16768 (permalink)
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I've got "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" as my ringtone and the chord from "A Hard Day's Night" as my text notification.

I have the best ringtones on MB.
You mean you have the most unimaginative ringtones on MB? Imagine, you're sitting in the DMV, filling out your paperwork, when all of sudden, from the pocket of the dude sitting next to you, comes the first twenty seconds or so of this...


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Old 10-16-2014, 09:22 AM   #16769 (permalink)
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I don't have a phone. What's it like?
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Old 10-16-2014, 09:25 AM   #16770 (permalink)
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I don't have a phone. What's it like?
It's a Youtube video of the song, not the actual ringtone.
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