Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

I exploded at him this morning. Needless to say, I have no idea how to sell this to the school.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

So I just solved the mystery of my disappearing school bus. Apparently my half-brother (the one who spams this place) came home drunk and thought it would be hilarious to set my alarm an hour late. I woke up and started my usual routine of shower, throw on my uniform, grab my books, and wolf down a banana. My phone wasn't in its usual place, so I searched for a bit, but eventually gave it up. I walked to the stop, where I waited for an hour, then went home. My phone was there, now, and the time on it was an hour later than it should have been. He pinched my phone so I couldn't check the time.

I exploded at him this morning. Needless to say, I have no idea how to sell this to the school. "Yeah, my stepbrother, he, um, kinda set my alarm an hour late, and stole my phone…."

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

So I just solved the mystery of my disappearing school bus. Apparently my half-brother (the one who spams this place) came home drunk and thought it would be hilarious to set my alarm an hour late. I woke up and started my usual routine of shower, throw on my uniform, grab my books, and wolf down a banana. My phone wasn't in its usual place, so I searched for a bit, but eventually gave it up. I walked to the stop, where I waited for an hour, then went home. My phone was there, now, and the time on it was an hour later than it should have been. He pinched my phone so I couldn't check the time.

I exploded at him this morning. Needless to say, I have no idea how to sell this to the school. "Yeah, my stepbrother, he, um, kinda set my alarm an hour late, and stole my phone…."

Originally Posted by Sequoioideae

I know no one here cares, but Baltimore's baseball team is playing KC for the ALCS. They just lost their first game, I've wanted to watch them play in the World Series ever since I was a little kid. I'll be mega bummed if KC beats them out and continue to the World Series.

Originally Posted by grindy

Basically you're David Hasselhoff.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

High-quality trolling. The Batlord approves.

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

Well, if The Batlord doesn't believe this, there's no way the school will.

Originally Posted by Briks

Pretty sure that he did believe you, and that he's praising your brother.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

This.