I don't eat those...EVER!

I played a rap song, and my friend said that rap lyrics make no sense and don't mean anything. I instantly become so ****ing pissed off. He could of just said that rap is not for him or that he didn't like it, but he instead dissed the whole rap genre by saying that all lyrics are meaningless. Then he plays some ****ing dubstep.

Gahhh.

What's all this pancake-hating **** I'm hearing? Pancakes are delicious, you haddock-eating freak! And who-the-****-random-******* only eats "healthy cereal and fruits and animal excrement"? **** off and go vote for Ralph Nader you ****ing hippy twat!

Pancakes are delicious. Pancakes with nutella are even more delicious. But if you don't want to get hyperactive for ten minutes before collapsing due to a lack of energy, they're a pretty poor breakfast choice.

Dude, they're pancakes. They're not drugs. I don't know why you can't function after eating them, but perhaps you should consult a physician.

Eat them with bacon.

Who needs energy when you can just slide along like a slug on the trail of grease dribbling down from you mouth? Mmm. Bacon.

Pancakes are carbs and sugar... I'm not an athlete but isn't that exactly what they tell you to eat for stuff like marathon running and whatnot?

Listen to the man. He's from San Fransisco, so he's gotta go up a lotta hills and ****. He knows.