The Bitch Box

DwnWthVwls · 10-01-2014, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sequoioideae

I feel like such a spazz, fuck my stupid self. None of my friends really like me, I just want to stay in some isolated space where I never have to see another fucking person in my life. I wish I had the courage to just end it all, but I'm a coward.

Be glad you are a coward in a moment of weakness. The world has much to offer.

ladyislingering · 10-04-2014, 10:56 PM

recent irritations:

What's with some male vocalists and their gross singing habits? I hate those *******s that sound like the helmet-wearing common relative of Mush Mouth and Van Morrison. GET THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS.

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Ahead of schedule at work in terms of product rolled to floor: No customers in sight, no having to squirm and duck around slow-moving, oblivious pieces of shit in my way. Smooth sailing.

Way too much to do, behind schedule: CUSTOMERS EVERYWHERE, in the way, all the time. GET THE **** OUT OF THE WAY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. How many times do I need to say "excuse me, please" or "right behind you with a giant cart of shoes" before I'm just a breath short of saying MOVE YOUR ASS??

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Isn't there some point in a child's demonic screaming fit where their parents just say "ENOUGH!"? Does that ever happen? Are people afraid to tell their kid to knock it off?

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and lastly, I'm congested but my nose is running like the tap.

how does this even make sense?

The Batlord · 10-04-2014, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Isn't there some point in a child's demonic screaming fit where their parents just say "ENOUGH!"? Does that ever happen? Are people afraid to tell their kid to knock it off?

Whenever I hear a child throwing a tantrum, I look over to see if the family is white. If they are, I know there's a fifty/fifty chance that the parents are going to impotently try to "reason" with a creature who is only a few years past basically being a sociopath. I hate those people. I'm not saying you should beat your kids, but...

ladyislingering · 10-04-2014, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Whenever I hear a child throwing a tantrum, I look over to see if the family is white. If they are, I know there's a fifty/fifty chance that the parents are going to impotently try to "reason" with a creature who is only a few years from basically being a sociopath. I hate those people. I'm not saying you should beat your kids, but...

oh god, the worst ones are the white middle-class "I had the perfect white wedding and then we had kids afterwards because that's what everyone is SUPPOSED to do, right?? RIGHT??" types of people who sit there and say "mommy would like you to be quiet now, please" and the kid just keeps screaming.

I just roll my eyes and think, please, bitch, your little gremlin doesn't even understand object permanence yet, what the fuck makes you think it cares that you'd "like" them to be quiet?

I wish they'd just go pack their spawn back into whatever minivan they drove in with.

The Batlord · 10-04-2014, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

oh god, the worst ones are the white middle-class "I had the perfect white wedding and then we had kids afterwards because that's what everyone is SUPPOSED to do, right?? RIGHT??" types of people who sit there and say "mommy would like you to be quiet now, please" and the kid just keeps screaming.

I just roll my eyes and think, please, bitch, your little gremlin doesn't even understand object permanence yet, what the fuck makes you think it cares that you'd "like" them to be quiet?

I wish they'd just go pack their spawn back into whatever minivan they drove in with.

My gripe is with the people who do it with kids in the six-ten year old range. Like, your kid senses your weakness, and knows that you will do nothing that will cause him to regret his douchiness. Why do you think he gives a **** about what you're saying?

Pet_Sounds · 10-04-2014, 11:14 PM

When I did that at home, my mom would promptly spank me. Because of that discipline, I didn't make a spectacle of myself in public.

ladyislingering · 10-04-2014, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

My gripe is with the people who do it with kids in the six-ten year old range. Like, your kid senses your weakness, and knows that you will do nothing that will cause him to regret his douchiness. Why do you think he gives a **** about what you're saying?

Exactly. At least when they're sort of still babies it's understandable. They're gonna act out because they're sitting there in their own feces, it's not like their mental status resembles anything reasonable.

But when they're kids and they're acting like little ****s, it's because their handlers enable their behavior.

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

When I did that at home, my mom would promptly spank me. Because of that discipline, I didn't make a spectacle of myself in public.

all my mom ever had to do was give me the look and my lip stopped quivering instantly.

Josef K · 10-04-2014, 11:26 PM

Or maybe child abuse is not such a good thing. But you know, the answer's probably somewhere in the middle.

The Batlord · 10-04-2014, 11:31 PM

I don't agree with beating your kids, but ultimately your authority derives from the fact that you're bigger than your child. If he or she popped out just as physically capable as you then they would never listen to you to begin with. Pretending that the threat of some kind of force has no place in parenting is whiny bull****.

ladyislingering · 10-04-2014, 11:42 PM

You don't need to lay a hand on a child to frighten them. You don't need to curse at them or threaten them, either. You just need to find the right tone. It's like training a dog, except most people who enjoy money and freedom would rather have a dog

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10-04-2014, 10:56 PM	#16672 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	recent irritations: What's with some male vocalists and their gross singing habits? I hate those *****s that sound like the helmet-wearing common relative of Mush Mouth and Van Morrison. GET THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS. -- Ahead of schedule at work in terms of product rolled to floor: No customers in sight, no having to squirm and duck around slow-moving, oblivious pieces of shit in my way. Smooth sailing. Way too much to do, behind schedule: CUSTOMERS EVERYWHERE, in the way, all the time. GET THE ** OUT OF THE WAY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. How many times do I need to say "excuse me, please" or "right behind you with a giant cart of shoes" before I'm just a breath short of saying MOVE YOUR ASS?? -- Isn't there some point in a child's demonic screaming fit where their parents just say "ENOUGH!"? Does that ever happen? Are people afraid to tell their kid to knock it off? -- and lastly, I'm congested but my nose is running like the tap. how does this even make sense? __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

10-04-2014, 11:14 PM	#16676 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	When I did that at home, my mom would promptly spank me. Because of that discipline, I didn't make a spectacle of myself in public. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

10-04-2014, 11:42 PM	#16680 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	You don't need to lay a hand on a child to frighten them. You don't need to curse at them or threaten them, either. You just need to find the right tone. It's like training a dog, except most people who enjoy money and freedom would rather have a dog __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

10-04-2014, 11:26 PM	#16678 (permalink)
Josef K A Jew on a motorbike! Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 800	Or maybe child abuse is not such a good thing. But you know, the answer's probably somewhere in the middle.