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09-22-2014, 09:00 PM | #16631 (permalink) |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
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I've been away because I've been ridiculously unwell. Feels like I've dropped like 10 pounds this past week and my hands hurt like hell because my skin is terrible. bleh.
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09-22-2014, 09:56 PM | #16633 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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Hey, if you'd like to try your hand at putting everything back together, then be my guest.
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09-23-2014, 01:00 AM | #16634 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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went to the beach to smoke a night cap and cops showed up.
just a tiny little doobee and bam not even a minute or so into it mother****ers show up. I was in a mini park across the street from the beach, thought it was cool. "Excuse me, SIR?" Two dudes in blues just steppin out of the car NOPEBAILIN across the busy street, at the beach ~invisible in the darkness~ side note: Walking around the beach at night when you're amped up and flippin over just running from cops = unchill. just uhg un-fvkkin-chill bro AND I'VE HAD MOTHER****ERS TRY AND BREAK INTO MY ROOM 10 MINUTES BEFORE ANYBODY SHOWED UP So yeah. On the positives, I found a rad Thai food spot that I've been meaning to check out. They cooked the potatoes... so perfectly. Like, just a really solid bite but still edible. Like a starchy apple. Works surprisingly well in their veggie coconut milk soup. Awesome spring rolls bro. Awesome spring rolls. Unfortunately I lost count of how many I ate and then ate the last one I meant to save/savor for last
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09-23-2014, 04:49 AM | #16635 (permalink) | |||||
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
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My cat used to do that too. She'd sit on my lap and when I'd go to type she'd raise her paw and push my arm down from the typewriter. NO! You give your attention to ME! NOT that horrible machine! ME!
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09-23-2014, 05:46 AM | #16636 (permalink) | |||
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09-23-2014, 06:46 AM | #16637 (permalink) | |
cooler commie than elph
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: In a hole, help
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*sigh of relief*
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09-23-2014, 07:06 AM | #16638 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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This is exactly how I feel. Except the second part is more literal. Still achin' BTW.
Let this all show you that I am perfectly willing to be the butt of my own jokes. I will go to any ends for a laugh or a busted gut. Anus.
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09-23-2014, 09:30 AM | #16639 (permalink) | ||
Oracle
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
Posts: 4,365
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Its hot,I've been bitten by bugs, and somehow Ive sketched my lab dummy with a bigger bust then she actually has, and I have been warned I'll loose points.
On the upside it's cupcake day in the lounge.
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