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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 09-22-2014, 09:00 PM   #16631 (permalink)
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I've been away because I've been ridiculously unwell. Feels like I've dropped like 10 pounds this past week and my hands hurt like hell because my skin is terrible. bleh.
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Old 09-22-2014, 09:23 PM   #16632 (permalink)
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Meh. I'll be good in a day or two. 'Sides. No insurance.
Yeah, what's a little colon flapping in the breeze amongst friends.
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Old 09-22-2014, 09:56 PM   #16633 (permalink)
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Yeah, what's a little colon flapping in the breeze amongst friends.
Hey, if you'd like to try your hand at putting everything back together, then be my guest.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-23-2014, 01:00 AM   #16634 (permalink)
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went to the beach to smoke a night cap and cops showed up.

just a tiny little doobee and bam
not even a minute or so into it mother****ers show up.
I was in a mini park across the street from the beach, thought it was cool.
"Excuse me,
SIR?"

Two dudes in blues just steppin out of the car
NOPEBAILIN
across the busy street, at the beach ~invisible in the darkness~

side note:
Walking around the beach at night when you're amped up and flippin over just running from cops = unchill. just
uhg
un-fvkkin-chill bro




AND I'VE HAD MOTHER****ERS TRY AND BREAK INTO MY ROOM
10 MINUTES BEFORE ANYBODY SHOWED UP

So yeah.

On the positives, I found a rad Thai food spot that I've been meaning to check out. They cooked the potatoes... so perfectly. Like, just a really solid bite but still edible. Like a starchy apple. Works surprisingly well in their veggie coconut milk soup. Awesome spring rolls bro. Awesome spring rolls. Unfortunately I lost count of how many I ate and then ate the last one I meant to save/savor for last
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Old 09-23-2014, 04:49 AM   #16635 (permalink)
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Implying that you once were?

EDIT: Just realized that was directed at Briks, not Batty. Disregard.
Batty and I are real buds. We jsut pretend to piss each other off but in reality we're .... no, no, I've said too much!
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Trollheart and his silly notion that Bon Jovi are a rock band and not just a pop band with guitars.
Yeah? You ever heard "Hey god!"? Tell me that's pop!
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My ankle ****ing hurts.
Aw baby! Come here and I'll make it ... ****! Arms ain't long enough! Stretch, Trollheart! Stretch! Nearly there ... almost got it ....
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Dear cat,

Randomly tossing kitty litter in a 45 degree angle from where you just took a dump is not going to cover it. You need to work on this.
Yeah they're funny aren't they? One of my cats used to scrape IN FRONT of her, ie nowhere near the litter, thinking it would help.
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I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
Sounds like haemm -- haem --- himmor --- piles man. You need suppositories.
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Dear cat,

Randomly tossing kitty litter and missing the tray with diarrhoea which went on the carpet and stank my room out is not going to cover it. You need to work on this.
Yay! You have a cat? Already learning the fun of ownership, eh?
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**** off. It's annoying as **** when you rub your head against my laptop when I'm trying to post in the Bitch Box. You need to work on not being an *******.
My cat used to do that too. She'd sit on my lap and when I'd go to type she'd raise her paw and push my arm down from the typewriter. NO! You give your attention to ME! NOT that horrible machine! ME!
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Old 09-23-2014, 05:46 AM   #16636 (permalink)
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Batty and I are real buds. We jsut pretend to piss each other off but in reality we're .... no, no, I've said too much!
Wait, you think we're-? Oh, now I feel bad.

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Yeah? You ever heard "Hey god!"? Tell me that's pop!
Excuse me. A pop band with guitars who occasionally rip off The Cult.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-23-2014, 06:46 AM   #16637 (permalink)
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I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
I laughed and now I feel bad.

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EDIT: Just realized that was directed at Briks, not Batty. Disregard.
*sigh of relief*

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Old 09-23-2014, 07:06 AM   #16638 (permalink)
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I laughed and now I feel bad.
This is exactly how I feel. Except the second part is more literal. Still achin' BTW.

Let this all show you that I am perfectly willing to be the butt of my own jokes. I will go to any ends for a laugh or a busted gut.

Anus.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-23-2014, 09:30 AM   #16639 (permalink)
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Its hot,I've been bitten by bugs, and somehow Ive sketched my lab dummy with a bigger bust then she actually has, and I have been warned I'll loose points.
On the upside it's cupcake day in the lounge.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 09-23-2014, 12:15 PM   #16640 (permalink)
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Its hot,I've been bitten by bugs, and somehow Ive sketched my lab dummy with a bigger bust then she actually has, and I have been warned I'll loose points.
On the upside it's cupcake day in the lounge.
How's yer ankle?
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