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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 09-21-2014, 02:47 PM   #16611 (permalink)
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You are officially on notice for that insensitive and inaccurate comment. We may no longer be friends...
Trollheart and his silly notion that Bon Jovi are a rock band and not just a pop band with guitars.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-22-2014, 09:58 AM   #16612 (permalink)
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My ankle ****ing hurts.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 09-22-2014, 10:27 AM   #16613 (permalink)
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I'd rather drunkenly sing along to "Livin' On a Prayer" and "You Give Love a Bad Name" than any GnR song I can think of.

Me too, which is a high compliment to GrR
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:10 PM   #16614 (permalink)
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Dear cat,

Randomly tossing kitty litter in a 45 degree angle from where you just took a dump is not going to cover it. You need to work on this.
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Old 09-22-2014, 04:43 PM   #16615 (permalink)
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I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
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Old 09-22-2014, 04:46 PM   #16616 (permalink)
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I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
Jesus. Go to a doctor.
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Old 09-22-2014, 04:46 PM   #16617 (permalink)
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I could have lived without it.^x2
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Old 09-22-2014, 04:50 PM   #16618 (permalink)
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I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
Shoulda gone into more detail. I had to read it three times to get off.
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Old 09-22-2014, 04:53 PM   #16619 (permalink)
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Jesus. Go to a doctor.
Meh. It's happened before. I'll be a'ight. Nothing to be done about it though. I've tried sticking my finger up there to put everything back in place but it never works.

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Old 09-22-2014, 04:53 PM   #16620 (permalink)
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poor poor bat

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