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Old 09-19-2014, 12:33 AM   #16571 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:29 PM   #16572 (permalink)
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Ok so I am gonna take a moment and vent, something that has been a huge problem in my life. And only a handful of the members that I am close with know this about me. Before I enrolled in college, I had 3rd grade education. I was raised by a psychotic after my mother passed away. So being a generally happy go lucky 8 year old I was kinda stoked when my aunt (the psychotic) told me I no longer was going to be going to school. Now, I had no issue with the GED, I walked in to my local high school at 26 and took it. And passed unreasonably high for an uneducated woman. When I got my GED, I was so proud of myself. Now I am in college (at 30) and I find a lot of the fundamental things that one should know I don't know. And it's not because I am a ****in moron, but I was never taught. I took my mid term, today and walked away with a 90% which was the highest grade for this class, now why am I pissed you ask, not because I got a 90 and didn't study, but because once I am out of the core classes which is just around the corner after legal aspects, and firearm safety, I have gen eds, and in my gen eds there are not 6 students, and my professor is not Dr J, (who knows I came from a cult, is willing to sit with me and help me understand things like a number line for as long as it takes.) I guess I am bitching because I am scared, I will fall through the cracks, and not finish the degree I started. I am scared that if I raise my hand and ask a question, (which is more then likely considered "common knowledge") I will have to put 5-6 people in their place for either snickering, or just being insensitive *******s. I dunno, man I just wish that I didn't have this set back, it was easier for me to quit heroin 85 cold turkey then it is for me to do long division, and use proper punctuation. (Suddenly it makes sense why Grammar Nazi week went over like a lead balloon with me ) I dunno I am just nervous I guess
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:42 PM   #16573 (permalink)
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Ok so I am gonna take a moment and vent, something that has been a huge problem in my life. And only a handful of the members that I am close with know this about me. Before I enrolled in college, I had 3rd grade education. I was raised by a psychotic after my mother passed away. So being a generally happy go lucky 8 year old I was kinda stoked when my aunt (the psychotic) told me I no longer was going to be going to school. Now, I had no issue with the GED, I walked in to my local high school at 26 and took it. And passed unreasonably high for an uneducated woman. When I got my GED, I was so proud of myself. Now I am in college (at 30) and I find a lot of the fundamental things that one should know I don't know. And it's not because I am a ****in moron, but I was never taught. I took my mid term, today and walked away with a 90% which was the highest grade for this class, now why am I pissed you ask, not because I got a 90 and didn't study, but because once I am out of the core classes which is just around the corner after legal aspects, and firearm safety, I have gen eds, and in my gen eds there are not 6 students, and my professor is not Dr J, (who knows I came from a cult, is willing to sit with me and help me understand things like a number line for as long as it takes.) I guess I am bitching because I am scared, I will fall through the cracks, and not finish the degree I started. I am scared that if I raise my hand and ask a question, (which is more then likely considered "common knowledge") I will have to put 5-6 people in their place for either snickering, or just being insensitive *******s.
Bitch, please. You don't take **** from nobody. Just ask your questions and don't worry about it. If you have to put someone in a chokehold you'll probably only have to do it once, and then those law nerds'll be too terrified to do anything but give you their lunch money.

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I dunno, man I just wish that I didn't have this set back, it was easier for me to quit heroin 85 cold turkey then it is for me to do long division, and use proper punctuation. (Suddenly it makes sense why Grammar Nazi week went over like a lead balloon with me ) I dunno I am just nervous I guess
I'm glad to know I could help.
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:46 PM   #16574 (permalink)
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Ok so I am gonna take a moment and vent, something that has been a huge problem in my life. And only a handful of the members that I am close with know this about me. Before I enrolled in college, I had 3rd grade education. I was raised by a psychotic after my mother passed away. So being a generally happy go lucky 8 year old I was kinda stoked when my aunt (the psychotic) told me I no longer was going to be going to school. Now, I had no issue with the GED, I walked in to my local high school at 26 and took it. And passed unreasonably high for an uneducated woman. When I got my GED, I was so proud of myself. Now I am in college (at 30) and I find a lot of the fundamental things that one should know I don't know. And it's not because I am a ****in moron, but I was never taught. I took my mid term, today and walked away with a 90% which was the highest grade for this class, now why am I pissed you ask, not because I got a 90 and didn't study, but because once I am out of the core classes which is just around the corner after legal aspects, and firearm safety, I have gen eds, and in my gen eds there are not 6 students, and my professor is not Dr J, (who knows I came from a cult, is willing to sit with me and help me understand things like a number line for as long as it takes.) I guess I am bitching because I am scared, I will fall through the cracks, and not finish the degree I started. I am scared that if I raise my hand and ask a question, (which is more then likely considered "common knowledge") I will have to put 5-6 people in their place for either snickering, or just being insensitive *******s. I dunno, man I just wish that I didn't have this set back, it was easier for me to quit heroin 85 cold turkey then it is for me to do long division, and use proper punctuation. (Suddenly it makes sense why Grammar Nazi week went over like a lead balloon with me ) I dunno I am just nervous I guess
When I was young (way way way WAYYYYY back when!) I was always taught "if you don't understand something, ask." It's always been my maxim. Don't be afraid to put your hand up, girl. That's how we learn things. And if others want to laugh at you for trying to add to your knowledge and not make a mistake, then they're the morons.

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Old 09-19-2014, 02:52 PM   #16575 (permalink)
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Bitch, please. You don't take **** from nobody. Just ask your questions and don't worry about it. If you have to put someone in a chokehold you'll probably only have to do it once, and then those law nerds'll be too terrified to do anything but give you their lunch money.


I'm glad to know I could help.
Thank you Shequita.

I will never tell people you actually have a sweet side I promise. And pics of the punished are a must, because I am planning on dangling them over the railing. I sure they have seen me do it to the lab dummy once or twice.

And yeah you actually have helped me quite a bit. Although this is the only time I will admit to it. Oddly enough I can read and write in 3 languages, but with equally bad spelling and grammar. Ceste la vie I guess...
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Old 09-19-2014, 03:09 PM   #16576 (permalink)
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When I was young (way way way WAYYYYY back when!) I was always taught "if you don't understand something, ask." It's always been my maxim. Don't be afraid to put your hand up, girl. That's how we learn things. And if others want to laugh at you for trying to add to your knowledge and not make a mistake, then they're the morons.

If I can help in any way, let me know. I give good tuition... Seriously, if I can help it's yours, you know that.

Thanks baby, I will ask you if I need help. Believe that. I am comfortable asking people that know me, but as far rasing my hand that goes out the window, I am shy as hell. When it comes to my classes now which are my core, we are all like a family so I blurt **** out and it's completely ok for the most part. The other day I got the "gawd don't you know this look" from the chick at the bench next to me, but today I got my revenge at the vending machine when she asked to borrow my notes to study from because she walked away with 62. Ahaha... Sure you can borrow them. Good luck on finals.
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Thank you Shequita.

I will never tell people you actually have a sweet side I promise. And pics of the punished are a must, because I am planning on dangling them over the railing. I sure they have seen me do it to the lab dummy once or twice.

And yeah you actually have helped me quite a bit. Although this is the only time I will admit to it. Oddly enough I can read and write in 3 languages, but with equally bad spelling and grammar. Ceste la vie I guess...
Hey, I still throw rocks at children. Preferably crack rocks. Get 'em when they're young and they'll be customers for life.
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Ok so I am gonna take a moment and vent, something that has been a huge problem in my life. And only a handful of the members that I am close with know this about me. Before I enrolled in college, I had 3rd grade education. I was raised by a psychotic after my mother passed away. So being a generally happy go lucky 8 year old I was kinda stoked when my aunt (the psychotic) told me I no longer was going to be going to school. Now, I had no issue with the GED, I walked in to my local high school at 26 and took it. And passed unreasonably high for an uneducated woman. When I got my GED, I was so proud of myself. Now I am in college (at 30) and I find a lot of the fundamental things that one should know I don't know. And it's not because I am a ****in moron, but I was never taught. I took my mid term, today and walked away with a 90% which was the highest grade for this class, now why am I pissed you ask, not because I got a 90 and didn't study, but because once I am out of the core classes which is just around the corner after legal aspects, and firearm safety, I have gen eds, and in my gen eds there are not 6 students, and my professor is not Dr J, (who knows I came from a cult, is willing to sit with me and help me understand things like a number line for as long as it takes.) I guess I am bitching because I am scared, I will fall through the cracks, and not finish the degree I started. I am scared that if I raise my hand and ask a question, (which is more then likely considered "common knowledge") I will have to put 5-6 people in their place for either snickering, or just being insensitive *******s. I dunno, man I just wish that I didn't have this set back, it was easier for me to quit heroin 85 cold turkey then it is for me to do long division, and use proper punctuation. (Suddenly it makes sense why Grammar Nazi week went over like a lead balloon with me ) I dunno I am just nervous I guess
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Um your welcome. I know nobody has the perfect life doll.This particular challenge not a lot of people struggle with considering that school is a normal part of life.Wheter or not people attend class,or pay attention well that's a different story. I was actually not allowed to attend school.So there is a huge difference.I asked as a child time and time again and was still not allowed to attend.I was also raised to believe that our government was going to raid my housewith a wrecking ball and tear gas, for no reason.
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