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Old 09-11-2014, 08:00 PM   #16541 (permalink)
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There is one thing i have noticed around barber shops around here, it seems almost every barber shop ive been to always has a guy who just hangs around there all day, not working there or even getting his hair cut, just hanging out there usually distracting his barber friend.

i f*ckin hate that guy cause he usually tends to be very loud and hardly ever shuts up! why the f*ck is he there all day? they get all comfy around the barber shop and lean back on empty barber chairs like their at home flipping through tv channels and sh*t, WTF!? this ain't your house!

Stop distracting your barber friend and let him work.
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Old 09-11-2014, 08:03 PM   #16542 (permalink)
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I was so close to just taking our coffee maker and chucking out the window. I NEED COFFEE AND WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T TELL ME IT WASN'T FUCKING WORKING? God damnit, how am I supposed to pull an all nighter to do my homework now?
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:35 PM   #16543 (permalink)
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FVCK THE CLOCK DRINK RED AGAIN!

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Alcohol is uh, optional. I've found that state dependent memory is a finicky beast and would not count on it getting you a good grade nor would I suggest showing up to college drunk.
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:53 PM   #16544 (permalink)
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I was so close to just taking our coffee maker and chucking out the window. I NEED COFFEE AND WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T TELL ME IT WASN'T FUCKING WORKING? God damnit, how am I supposed to pull an all nighter to do my homework now?
Microwave some water in a receptacle that's easy to pour until it's hot. Put yer grinds in a filter and put it over your mug of choice, and wrap your hand around the cup keeping it in place. Carefully and slowly pour your hot water directly into your cup.
It's usually tastes weaker to me for some reason but it works.
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:55 PM   #16545 (permalink)
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This is why I tell everyone to buy an aeropress. They're indestructible and make the best cup of coffee you can get.
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Old 09-11-2014, 10:32 PM   #16546 (permalink)
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Microwave some water in a receptacle that's easy to pour until it's hot. Put yer grinds in a filter and put it over your mug of choice, and wrap your hand around the cup keeping it in place. Carefully and slowly pour your hot water directly into your cup.
It's usually tastes weaker to me for some reason but it works.
It's ok, I bought a bunch of iced coffee and redbull as well as protein bars. It also gave me some much needed fresh air after laying in bed, listening to records, and playing vidya for the past two days. BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL WRITE YOU, I WILL GET A GOOD GRADE, I WILL HANG OUT WITH ASIAN CHICK AND DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH THIS WEEKEND.
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Old 09-12-2014, 02:34 AM   #16547 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2014, 05:13 AM   #16548 (permalink)
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Why can't I ****ing sleep?
Because you're on MB! Get to your bed young lady I don't want to hear another peep out of you. Don't make me get the hose!
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Old 09-12-2014, 06:38 AM   #16549 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2014, 06:49 AM   #16550 (permalink)
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