Hades, Lord of the Dead

I spit my ambrosia on my computer after reading that one. Well done, round of applause for everybody.

Trollheart

They have broadband in the Underworld???

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RoxyRollah

No noTrollheart, they have dial up in hell....
S'why it's called, hell...

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The Batlord

You stole my joke! I guess the fact that you already made it shows how unfunny mine would have been though. Thanks for the save.

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RoxyRollah

I've always thought you were funny brother.

I have also always thought I was funny.

Fight to the death next time?

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Trollheart

Hmm. I don't think so honey. If that was the case he would have posted thusly:


I spit my amb --- BEEEP! Disconnected.

I spit my -- BEEEP! Disconnected.

I spit --- BEEEP BEEEP! Disconnected.

I spit my ambrosia on my comp --- BEEP! Disconnected.

IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY ZEUS!!! WHO KEEPS PICKING UP THE FUCKING PHONE??!!! I'M ON THE INTERNET HERE! HELLO? HELLO? PERSEPHONE! PER-SEPH-O-NE! IS THAT YOU?

"So I says to her, you want to try doing it with a centaur and --- hold on --- WHAT THE FUCK YA WANT? I'M ON THE PHONE!"

YEAH I KNOW! GET OFF IT! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO LEAVE ON THE INTERNET!

INTERNET, INTERNET! THAT'S ALL YOU BLOODY DO! THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD HUH? WHAT SORT OF DARK LORD SPENDS ALL HIS TIME ON THE INTERNET TALKING TO LOSERS HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW? (No, hold on, I'll be with you in a minute. That dickhead Hades! Sometimes I don't know why I married him --- oh yeah. Right)

THEY'RE NOT LOSERS! SOME OF THEM REALLY KNOW ABOUT MUSIC YOU WOULDN'T EVEN ...

DO THEY KNOW HOW TO GET A DECENT HUSBAND WHO EARNS AN HONEST LIVING? (So anyway, back to this centaur ...)

YOU BITCH! I WISH YOU'D NEVER EATEN THAT FUCKIN' POMEGRANATE!

YEAH, SO DO I! SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY MOTHER...

OH DON'T GET ME STARTED ON DEMETER! THAT FUCKIN' WHORE REALLY TRICKED ME! IF I'D KNOWN WHAT A BITCH HER DAUGHTER WAS...

YEAH YEAH! YADDA YADDA! TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES!

CAN YOU GET OFF THE PHONE please dear?

"So I says to her, I says..."

SIGH.

(Some time later...)

OK I'M FINISHED. GO NERD WITH YOUR NERDY FRIENDS ON THE NERDY INTERNET.

FINALLY! Okay then: "I spit my ambrosia on my computer after reading that -- BEEEPPPP! Disconnected.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello? HELLO?

"You call her a nymph, I call her a slut. That Echo, you wouldn't believe..."

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!

(sound familiar once?)
Thank god for Broadband, eh?

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RoxyRollah

Sounds vaugely familar. Only I don't recall Echo being a "slut" persay....

Just a teen clogging up the phone line....

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GuD

bleh

so a while ago I was basically told I got a new job at a nicer restaurant and got all giddy about it. Today I get a call from the chef I talked to- apparently they just got a group of interns who had just graduated culinary school and so they can't take on anymore people. I was pretty bummed when I didn't hear back for a while but at least now I know why.

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Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
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Pet_Sounds

Been trying to sleep for four hours. Goddamned insomnia.

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Isbjørn

Ever tried melatonin? I use that and it helps me fall asleep. Been an insomniac all my life.

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