The Bitch Box

DwnWthVwls · 08-29-2014, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Ok so my boss great lady, but I don't care about her love life...gah*

Edit: cocksucking phone! argh!

Really? I enjoy hearing other peoples sex stories, especially the embarrassing ones.

RoxyRollah · 08-29-2014, 08:58 PM

some ok, but all day...dude...All Day...

DwnWthVwls · 08-29-2014, 09:06 PM

Okay, I admit that would get old. Use those ****ing ninja skills and peace.

RoxyRollah · 08-29-2014, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Okay, I admit that would get old. Use those ****ing ninja skills and peace.

Its cause Im a captive audience.

ladyislingering · 08-29-2014, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by skyline

I tried buying my cat toys, she only likes cardboard boxes, cable ties and milk bottle lids, buy her anything and she looks at you as if you have two heads. I wouldn't say she's unhappy, she just likes sitting by the window watching birds and people go by so she naturaly feels compelled to go out to investigate and becomes agitated when she doesn't get her way.

some kitties are so easily amused. I love them.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Cats like being outside, so why not let them do what makes them happy? It's safer for kids to stay inside too, but not letting them go out and play isn't going to make them any happier.

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Originally Posted by Mojo

A cat is probably only gonna be happier outside if that's what it used to, and therefore unhappy if you keep it indoors.

Exactly. The cat in question has always been an outside cat, so it's too late to start an inside life. He hasn't come home yet.

GuD · 08-30-2014, 09:05 PM

my apartment smells like refried beans and i have no idea why.

GuD · 08-30-2014, 09:15 PM

my favorite flannel also smells like cocoa butter

the fvck is happening

RoxyRollah · 08-30-2014, 09:36 PM

you got jumped by a sistah, thats why you smell like cocoa butter...

ladyislingering · 08-30-2014, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

my apartment smells like refried beans and i have no idea why.

my boyfriend smells like unbaked bread most of the time.

I don't know why.

I can deal with his smelliness because he's beautiful.

BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL

GuD · 08-31-2014, 12:38 AM

ah well

i've been jumped by worse
doesn't look like i've got any new digits in the process though, that's a major fvckin bummer =(

lovers who smell like bread

i would imagine

smell quite nice

then, WD likes the smell of unbaked baked-things.

I'm also fond of cocoa butter and "sistahs". or, you know, whatever. I'm down with whatever. WD ain't that picky. Some curves and a pretty set of eyes and all yours I'm.

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08-30-2014, 09:05 PM	#16436 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	my apartment smells like refried beans and i have no idea why. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

08-30-2014, 09:15 PM	#16437 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	my favorite flannel also smells like cocoa butter the fvck is happening __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

08-31-2014, 12:38 AM	#16440 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	ah well i've been jumped by worse doesn't look like i've got any new digits in the process though, that's a major fvckin bummer =( lovers who smell like bread i would imagine smell quite nice then, WD likes the smell of unbaked baked-things. I'm also fond of cocoa butter and "sistahs". or, you know, whatever. I'm down with whatever. WD ain't that picky. Some curves and a pretty set of eyes and all yours I'm. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc