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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 08-26-2014, 04:36 PM   #16371 (permalink)
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 08-26-2014, 04:47 PM   #16372 (permalink)
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I just pushed a car across a busy intersection, and waited an hour for someone to fuel up our car. Enthusiasm, can you feel it?
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Old 08-26-2014, 05:53 PM   #16373 (permalink)
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I just pushed a car across a busy intersection, and waited an hour for someone to fuel up our car. Enthusiasm, can you feel it?
Please, we're talking about the positions of the lines under the forum links. Take your piddling little problems elsewhere.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-26-2014, 07:42 PM   #16374 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2014, 07:54 PM   #16375 (permalink)
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Pretty sure I've been walking around with my fly down all day.

Yep.

Like 99% sure.

Damn thing won't stay up =\
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:05 PM   #16376 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:43 PM   #16377 (permalink)
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Pretty sure I've been walking around with my fly down all day.

Yep.

Like 99% sure.

Damn thing won't stay up =\
WD the Flasher! Time to invest in some button fly pants before you get arrested, lol. Good thing it wasn't me, people would have my balls all over their fruit if I went commando.
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:45 PM   #16378 (permalink)
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Why were you dry humping people's fruit?
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:54 PM   #16379 (permalink)
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Fortunately for me I've been wearing both underwear and a long shirt today. So... hopefully no one noticed?
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Old 08-26-2014, 09:10 PM   #16380 (permalink)
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Pretty sure I've been walking around with my fly down all day.

Yep.

Like 99% sure.

Damn thing won't stay up =\
You know they have pills for that.
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