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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 08-22-2014, 02:49 AM   #16311 (permalink)
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so many pretty girls

so little time

i just wanna wear brightly color lipstick and stockings and makeout with/give hickes to all of them. do people still do hickies? i never see them anymore
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Old 08-22-2014, 02:54 AM   #16312 (permalink)
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I think only teenagers do them. Adults have realized that people have to work the next day and not a good look to have that mark on their neck that needs to get covered up by make up.
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Old 08-22-2014, 03:30 AM   #16313 (permalink)
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I got many hickeys as a teenager and had guys wanting to give me them as an adult and I had to tell them off. I was like dude it's childish.
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Old 08-22-2014, 03:45 AM   #16314 (permalink)
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maybe y'all are just boring.

all the hickies. all the girls. all the pretty men. all the pretty in-betweens and whathaveyou.
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Old 08-22-2014, 03:54 AM   #16315 (permalink)
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I used to like hickies as a teenager but now i don't know what i ever liked about them..

First time i got one i thought i was gonna wear it as a badge of honor but when i got one i didn't feel that at all..
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Old 08-22-2014, 08:36 PM   #16316 (permalink)
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I like being bitten on the neck but not sucked or bruised.
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Old 08-22-2014, 09:58 PM   #16317 (permalink)
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I never got hickeys, I still don't. I like biting ears, lips, kissing necks, and whathaveyou, but I always thought hickeys were embarrassing to have.
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Old 08-23-2014, 12:59 AM   #16318 (permalink)
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Never got one, never gave one, but I am totally down for biting all over.
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Old 08-23-2014, 01:06 AM   #16319 (permalink)
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I've got a real doozy (there's always something crazy happening in my store)...

Spoiler for LAWD ALMIGHTY:
I was rolling a rack from the fitting rooms. It was mostly women's clothing. Ladies' wear takes up a huge portion of the store, so there's a very specific pattern that needs to be followed when unwanted items are sorted to be returned back to the floor. As I was rolling, I had to pardon myself twice from the same customer. It would seem we were traveling in similar directions, which happens often when you're rolling and navigating around browsing customers.

I was hanging some dresses when she asked me, "are you following me?"

I was baffled. Nobody's ever asked me that question - most people can see that I'm carrying a large load of mixed garments and they understand that we're just in the same place at the same time.

"I'm sorry... what?"

"I'm a disciple of the holy spirit, he told me you're following me"

"...that's ... that's nice...I'm just rolling my rack and we happen to be in the same place ---"

"y'all need to stop followin' me"

"..."

Knowing what I do about people that claim to have a direct line to their main man JC, I decided to stay far away from that woman, making multiple detours to avoid her at all costs until she was out of my sight entirely. Today was just not the day I was planning to die by the hands of someone who was probably a paranoid schizophrenic.

There's devout followers of the Lord, and then there's crazies. Which seem to end up in my store 24/7.
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Old 08-23-2014, 01:09 AM   #16320 (permalink)
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Yes! What store do you work at? It sounds fantastic.

Stop making me miss retail!
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