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RoxyRollah 08-04-2014 02:20 PM

Mondo!!! Dude, I can't afford bail, dont do it again.
And write unisom an apology letter ;)

The Batlord 08-04-2014 02:29 PM

Dear, Unisom dudes

I was going to pay for your product, but I was so tired that I forgot. Now that I have used your medication I am so well-rested that I no longer need it. You have a terrible business model.

Sincerely, Sleepful In Seattle

RoxyRollah 08-04-2014 02:31 PM

:laughing:

ladyislingering 08-04-2014 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1475456)
I shoplifted it so it was FREEEEEEE. But then I bought a pack of gum, which would have been easy to lift as well, but I had a handful of change, no harm no foul

That's exactly the type of behavior that makes me really despise humans.

Don't be stealing shit you think you're entitled to for some reason. The employees of that store will more than likely take the fall for all shoplifted merchandise just because a bunch of dumb punks can't act like adults and pay for things they want.

Shame on you.

RoxyRollah 08-05-2014 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1475519)
That's exactly the type of behavior that makes me really despise humans.

Don't be stealing shit you think you're entitled to for some reason. The employees of that store will more than likely take the fall for all shoplifted merchandise just because a bunch of dumb punks can't act like adults and pay for things they want.

Shame on you.

He was supposed to write an apology letter to Unisom, instead he outsorced his letter to Batlord.

RoxyRollah 08-05-2014 08:47 AM

why the **** are the sports medicine kids jamming out to N*sync?

Cuthbert 08-05-2014 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1475519)
That's exactly the type of behavior that makes me really despise humans.

Don't be stealing shit you think you're entitled to for some reason. The employees of that store will more than likely take the fall for all shoplifted merchandise just because a bunch of dumb punks can't act like adults and pay for things they want.

Shame on you.

Yes, and other than that for what you're taking and the potential consequences it's just silly. I nicked a packet of crisps from Asda when I was 12 and got arrested for it and spent the night in the cells, over a 20p packet of crisps. Shoplifting something that costs fuck all is utterly pointless.

At least if you do decide to be a thief then steal something worth stealing.

RoxyRollah 08-05-2014 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1475651)
Yes, and other than that for what you're taking and the potential consequences it's just silly. I nicked a packet of crisps from Asda when I was 12 and got arrested for it and spent the night in the cells, over a 20p packet of crisps. Shoplifting something that costs fuck all is utterly pointless.

At least if you do decide to be a thief then steal something worth stealing.

like the Mona Lisa. ...

FRED HALE SR. 08-05-2014 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1475651)
Yes, and other than that for what you're taking and the potential consequences it's just silly. I nicked a packet of crisps from Asda when I was 12 and got arrested for it and spent the night in the cells, over a 20p packet of crisps. Shoplifting something that costs fuck all is utterly pointless.

At least if you do decide to be a thief then steal something worth stealing.

Steal something worth stealing? LOL Hows about you just work for it like everybody else. There is nothing more rewarding then working for something and earning it.

RoxyRollah 08-05-2014 09:46 AM

you can't work to own the Mona Lisa Fred gawd!


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