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Old 07-31-2014, 12:22 AM   #16131 (permalink)
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https://adblockplus.org/en/chrome

Now stop bitching... Thanks. It will work in plug too, so you can go AFK and not have to hear the stupid ads.


Also, totally with Vanilla on the retail thing and agree with Roxy's advice. It's really not worth the aggravation.
Huh. I didn't think you could have Adblock with a Chromebook. Spank you.

P.S. Trust me, I'll find something else to complain about. Complaining kicks ass.
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Old 07-31-2014, 03:25 PM   #16132 (permalink)
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The sun gods have cursed me with the crimson skin after I forgot to lay on the Caucasian sauce. ****s gonna blister methinks.
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Old 07-31-2014, 03:28 PM   #16133 (permalink)
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lol @ caucasian sauce
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Old 07-31-2014, 04:19 PM   #16134 (permalink)
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My flatmate likes to take like hour and a half long showers. He just stepped in and now I hafta piss. >=(
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Old 07-31-2014, 04:32 PM   #16135 (permalink)
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My flatmate likes to take like hour and a half long showers. He just stepped in and now I hafta piss. >=(
Go in his bed. It will be dry by the time hes done.
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Old 07-31-2014, 06:38 PM   #16136 (permalink)
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My flatmate likes to take like hour and a half long showers. He just stepped in and now I hafta piss. >=(
you have the equipment to comfortably piss just about anywhere.

my rant for the day:

I bought my phone in January. It didn't come with an SD card. I waited til today to buy one. It cost me $40. Apart from the endless hours of enjoyment it will bring me (I love taking pictures of stuff and saving stuff etc.) I don't understand why a microchip is $40. FORTY DOLLARS. WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING HELL.
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:36 PM   #16137 (permalink)
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My flatmate likes to take like hour and a half long showers. He just stepped in and now I hafta piss. >=(
I'm assuming he has to pay an extra share of the water bill? If not then just bust in and take a piss anyway.
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Old 07-31-2014, 11:56 PM   #16138 (permalink)
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Dear racist coworker: Announcing that you will refrain from making racist comments about our waitress in deference to me doesn't make me have any more respect for you or make me think that you're any less of a fucking racist.
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Old 08-01-2014, 09:26 AM   #16139 (permalink)
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I'm assuming he has to pay an extra share of the water bill? If not then just bust in and take a piss anyway.
Make sure you flush too.
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:07 AM   #16140 (permalink)
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Or he could have pissed in the kitchen sink and turned on the water to rinse it down having the same effect.

Unless he has good plumbing and the water pressure in the kitchen doesn't affect the bathroom.
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