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Old 07-10-2014, 10:21 PM   #16001 (permalink)
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

im never eating noodles again.

Thank you Janzoon for ruining one of my favorite snacks. Asshole.
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Old 07-10-2014, 10:27 PM   #16002 (permalink)
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

im never eating noodles again.

Thank you Janzoon for ruining one of my favorite snacks. Asshole.
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Old 07-10-2014, 10:42 PM   #16003 (permalink)
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And that's why I'm never having any animal that requires outdoor contact.
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Old 07-10-2014, 10:42 PM   #16004 (permalink)
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I saw some dude in Brooklyn out walking his dog and it started shitting out worms. The poor guy didn't know what do and the dog kept trying to reach his mouth back to the noodles hanging out of his ass. It was horrible. Ten years later and I'm still horrified.
Aw, he had the long ones? My cat just had the little white ones that look like really big, squirmy grains of rice. But there were a lot of them. Like... a lot.
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Old 07-10-2014, 10:44 PM   #16005 (permalink)
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Try dealing with a little kid with pinworms. I've only seen it once but oh my god was it disgusting.
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Old 07-10-2014, 10:54 PM   #16006 (permalink)
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Aw, he had the long ones? My cat just had the little white ones that look like really big, squirmy grains of rice. But there were a lot of them. Like... a lot.
Yeah, they were long. It was like someone had given the dog an asian noodle enema.
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Old 07-10-2014, 10:57 PM   #16007 (permalink)
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Try dealing with a little kid with pinworms. I've only seen it once but oh my god was it disgusting.
How does a child get such a disgusting illness? Were they living in squalor?? Did it eat something disgusting??
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Old 07-10-2014, 11:01 PM   #16008 (permalink)
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How does a child get such a disgusting illness? Were they living in squalor?? Did it eat something disgusting??
Who knows? But the only option then is to get a new kid.
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Old 07-10-2014, 11:03 PM   #16009 (permalink)
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Who knows? But the only option then is to get a new kid.
throw the other one in a special "Nasty Child Dropoff Bin"
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Old 07-10-2014, 11:13 PM   #16010 (permalink)
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I had pin worms when I was a kid, they're really contagious and my best friend had them. No idea how she got them.
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