The Bitch Box

Mondo Bungle · 07-06-2014, 06:54 PM

Use sticks

The Batlord · 07-06-2014, 06:56 PM

Nobody on Earth in the history of mankind has ever not hated internet adds with sound that start blaring out of ****ing nowhere! They're infinitely more agitating than pop-ups! Why the **** would anyone play adds that actively piss people off? At least with a pop up there's an off chance someone might click on the add instead of the "x" button to close the window, but an add with sound is good for nothing but annoying people. I hope whoever came up with this concept gets cancer!

GuD · 07-06-2014, 06:57 PM

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My dog just chewed the living hell out of my last pair of glasses. The little leg parts that sit behind my ears are completely destroyed and scratch the **** outta me. I love my dog. I take better care of her than myself. But GODDAMMIT she is a ****ing pest sometimes.

**Frownland** · 07-06-2014, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bob.

you seriously can't put aside 10 bucks for drumsticks.....esp since you quit smoking?

Not until I have more than zero dollars, which will be in about a month

. Might have to start sucking meth for sticks.

bob. · 07-06-2014, 07:15 PM

you mean slinging right?

**Frownland** · 07-06-2014, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

you mean slinging right?

Nah I was being jokey. I'll probably just panhandle at the beach one of these days, that usually gets me a five or six bucks.

bob. · 07-06-2014, 07:24 PM

i mean i had no idea how much they cost....but i googled drumsticks and there are pairs for like 2.99

i'm sure they're horrible stick...but they'll get ya by

**Frownland** · 07-06-2014, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bob.

i mean i had no idea how much they cost....but i googled drumsticks and there are pairs for like 2.99

i'm sure they're horrible stick...but they'll get ya by

Ja the ones I like run about seven bucks. Just bitchin about it because this is the place for it.

It serves me right for using a steel piece from a lightpole as a cymbal.

GuD · 07-06-2014, 10:55 PM

I don't understand my new phone. And, it keeps making the sound it makes when I get a text but there's no texts. Like, every 15 minutes BOOPDIBOODOODOO. Nope. Nobody texting WD today. Just a message saying 'Emergency Call'. Is the dude who stole my old phone the other day using it to call the cops? Is my phone just taunting me? I have no idea what is going on.

Plankton · 07-07-2014, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

A lot harder than it sounds mate. I use unconventional things like clarinet bells, spoons, screwdrivers, homemade brushes made from guitar strings, necklaces, etc. but I've yet to come across something that mimics the stick.

If you have a pocket knife, just widdle some up with sticks from your back yard, or the neighbors.

Wooden spoons turned backwards work too. Not well, but they work.

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07-06-2014, 06:57 PM	#15953 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	... My dog just chewed the living hell out of my last pair of glasses. The little leg parts that sit behind my ears are completely destroyed and scratch the ** outta me. I love my dog. I take better care of her than myself. But GODDAMMIT she is a **ing pest sometimes. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

07-06-2014, 07:15 PM	#15955 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	you mean slinging right? __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

07-06-2014, 07:24 PM	#15957 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	i mean i had no idea how much they cost....but i googled drumsticks and there are pairs for like 2.99 i'm sure they're horrible stick...but they'll get ya by __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

07-06-2014, 10:55 PM	#15959 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I don't understand my new phone. And, it keeps making the sound it makes when I get a text but there's no texts. Like, every 15 minutes BOOPDIBOODOODOO. Nope. Nobody texting WD today. Just a message saying 'Emergency Call'. Is the dude who stole my old phone the other day using it to call the cops? Is my phone just taunting me? I have no idea what is going on. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc