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Old 06-27-2014, 01:01 AM   #15871 (permalink)
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I'm PMS-ing and like, literally crying about everything.

I need to get really angry about something, man.
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Old 06-27-2014, 01:43 AM   #15872 (permalink)
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I'm PMS-ing and like, literally crying about everything.

I need to get really angry about something, man.
All women are good for is making dinner and popping out babies. So get to it.
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Old 06-27-2014, 01:45 AM   #15873 (permalink)
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All women are good for is making dinner and popping out babies. So get to it.
this is the part where I threaten to rip your dick off and force-feed it to you with mayonnaise.
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Old 06-27-2014, 01:45 AM   #15874 (permalink)
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(popcorn gif I'm too lazy to actually look up)
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Old 06-27-2014, 01:49 AM   #15875 (permalink)
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this is the part where I threaten to rip your dick off and force-feed it to you with mayonnaise.
This is the part where I pretend that doesn't turn me on.


Oh, and speaking of being turned on, I ****ing hate it when you're laying in bed on a hot day, whacking off, and your butt cheeks end up clenching, and by the end your crack is so filled with sweat it leaves a wet spot on your sheets.
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Old 06-27-2014, 02:06 AM   #15876 (permalink)
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This is the part where I pretend that doesn't turn me on.



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Oh, and speaking of being turned on, I ****ing hate it when you're laying in bed on a hot day, whacking off, and your butt cheeks end up clenching, and by the end your crack is so filled with sweat it leaves a wet spot on your sheets.
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Old 06-27-2014, 01:47 PM   #15877 (permalink)
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Oh, and speaking of being turned on, I ****ing hate it when you're laying in bed on a hot day, whacking off, and your butt cheeks end up clenching, and by the end your crack is so filled with sweat it leaves a wet spot on your sheets.
lol, so fucking accurate.
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Old 06-29-2014, 08:52 AM   #15878 (permalink)
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earbuds are the greatest invention to benefit women (and afab ppl like me) since the creation of the vibrator NEGL

I bet rissa can back me up on that one
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Old 06-29-2014, 05:06 PM   #15879 (permalink)
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And you're making assumptions about a relationship you probably only know anything about through two or three posts. For all we know hpd might be totally in the right or she might be talking about a manikin she's dressed up and taped a cucumber to. So unless you're stalking her or you secretly know her in the real world you really have no idea what her situation is.
I was ****ing around much like you were a couple posts latter to this. I'm sorry hpd and batlord

If someone else posted what i did and said later they were joking i'd likely tell him to f off
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Old 06-29-2014, 08:01 PM   #15880 (permalink)
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I was ****ing around much like you were a couple posts latter to this. I'm sorry hpd and batlord

If someone else posted what i did and said later they were joking i'd likely tell him to f off
Nah, I really didn't take offense to it. No worries.
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