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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 06-23-2014, 01:37 AM   #15811 (permalink)
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I am pleased to say my dick is STD free. Had a scare a while ago but that was just bc I was goin commando in jean shorts for two weeks.
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Old 06-23-2014, 01:52 AM   #15812 (permalink)
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I am pleased to say my dick is STD free. Had a scare a while ago but that was just bc I was goin commando in jean shorts for two weeks.



If I weren't too lazy I'd put that in my sig.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-23-2014, 02:56 AM   #15813 (permalink)
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Prude.
Dude have you ever experienced scat porn though? Like holy shyt no pun intended I seen some when I was teamviewering (which is controlling another computer btw) some weirdo and he was watching it so I ****ing saw it. Dude also had some really awful misogynistic bull**** on his computer and prob did some ****ed up things to other people so I (as him obv) emailed his whole gmail contacts saying "i love poopy porn i'm so ashamed" guess that wasnt his kink so he disconnected. Still got paid tho
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Old 06-23-2014, 03:25 AM   #15814 (permalink)
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Dude have you ever experienced scat porn though?hamed" guess that wasnt his kink so he disconnected. Still got paid tho
God no. I've never understood why people are willing to subject themselves to Two Girls One Cup. Never seen it, never will.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-23-2014, 03:26 AM   #15815 (permalink)
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There was like fountains of poop in this guys window like

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Old 06-23-2014, 03:36 AM   #15816 (permalink)
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The only option is setting your house on fire. Nothing else will cleanse your eyes.
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Old 06-23-2014, 04:31 AM   #15817 (permalink)
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Money cleansed my eyes hombre. I just bought myself some shoes and went on with life.
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Old 06-23-2014, 11:02 AM   #15818 (permalink)
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Blood, ***, sweat, tears, and lube. Only fluids I'm down with in the ol bumpin n grindin
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Old 06-23-2014, 03:42 PM   #15819 (permalink)
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I had a UTI once, that ****ing sucked. It's kinda like an STD.
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Old 06-23-2014, 03:44 PM   #15820 (permalink)
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The word in asterick rhyms with rum, heh.

Unless you're making a joke?

I think I'm high from the paint in my room.
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