The Bitch Box

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-13-2014, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Call me autistic, but I still have no idea what you're talking about.

Let me google that for you

The Batlord · 06-13-2014, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

Let me google that for you

I didn't have, and still don't have any idea, what your point with the gifs was. Whatever non-sequitor you made about some British sitcom didn't even register with me.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-13-2014, 04:59 PM

*sequitur and the gifs are green wing gifs, obviously...?

The Batlord · 06-13-2014, 05:21 PM

I still don't know what gifs you're even talking about.

Sockface · 06-13-2014, 05:25 PM

Today, it was really warm outside so I went out to play some music. Armed with an ukulele (my most portable instrument) I walked around playing mindlessly, enjoying the weather. It was nice. People smiled at me sometimes, and would ask me stuff about my "little guitar".

Then as I was walking past a convenience store, I heard a few guys catcalling me and yelling "Hey!" so I went over there to ask them what they wanted. They got scared and ran inside the convenience store when I went too close. So I started walking back, and they got back out and continued the cat calling. So I walked up to them again. Lather, rinse, repeat.

They didn't stop cat calling until I was completely out of eyesight, but wouldn't dare to actually face me.

Why? I'm not a scary person. I'm a 5'1 weak built girl. I probably couldn't even punch them. What's so intimidating?

(In hindsight, I really should have just walked into that convenience store and bought a soda. Just to see whether they'd flee.)

I was walking around with that uke to get better confidence in playing around people, but now my confidence is confused and won't function.

(Clarification: Cat calling is not a big thing in here. It's usually reserved for teasing.)

Carpe Mortem · 06-13-2014, 05:27 PM

Cleaned out a fridge with hundreds of dead maggots, a dozen living maggots, and rotting fish and meat today.

Well, halfway. Ultimately the apartment management opted to just replace the fridge since the new tenants move in tonorrow and there wasn't much time.

Finish cleaning it Monday, to be re-used. Creepy ****in apartment. Fridge full of rotting maggoty food, packets of holy water and incense strewn about, a coffin with a cross on it markered on furniture. All the excitement I ever want.

The Batlord · 06-13-2014, 05:34 PM

Admit it. You totally wanted the coffin didn't you?

Carpe Mortem · 06-13-2014, 05:36 PM

It was a drawing of a coffin, on an overhead fixture. Otherwise yes I am definitely a fan of actual coffins.

GuD · 06-15-2014, 02:40 PM

Some dumbass opened both sides of a milk carton at work today. I am covered in milk just from cleaning. Funny part: it got all over some yuppies "D&G" bag too. Hilarious how upset people get over *things*.

Paul Smeenus · 06-15-2014, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

yuppies

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes...	30	34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility	26	29.89%
Sh...Should I?	31	35.63%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

06-13-2014, 05:25 PM	#15745 (permalink)
Sockface Groupie Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Iceland Posts: 1	Today, it was really warm outside so I went out to play some music. Armed with an ukulele (my most portable instrument) I walked around playing mindlessly, enjoying the weather. It was nice. People smiled at me sometimes, and would ask me stuff about my "little guitar". Then as I was walking past a convenience store, I heard a few guys catcalling me and yelling "Hey!" so I went over there to ask them what they wanted. They got scared and ran inside the convenience store when I went too close. So I started walking back, and they got back out and continued the cat calling. So I walked up to them again. Lather, rinse, repeat. They didn't stop cat calling until I was completely out of eyesight, but wouldn't dare to actually face me. Why? I'm not a scary person. I'm a 5'1 weak built girl. I probably couldn't even punch them. What's so intimidating? (In hindsight, I really should have just walked into that convenience store and bought a soda. Just to see whether they'd flee.) I was walking around with that uke to get better confidence in playing around people, but now my confidence is confused and won't function. (Clarification: Cat calling is not a big thing in here. It's usually reserved for teasing.) Last edited by Sockface; 06-13-2014 at 05:26 PM. Reason: Grammar

06-13-2014, 05:27 PM	#15746 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	Cleaned out a fridge with hundreds of dead maggots, a dozen living maggots, and rotting fish and meat today. Well, halfway. Ultimately the apartment management opted to just replace the fridge since the new tenants move in tonorrow and there wasn't much time. Finish cleaning it Monday, to be re-used. Creepy **in apartment. Fridge full of rotting maggoty food, packets of holy water and incense strewn about, a coffin with a cross on it markered on furniture. All the excitement I ever want. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King** Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

06-13-2014, 05:36 PM	#15748 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	It was a drawing of a coffin, on an overhead fixture. Otherwise yes I am definitely a fan of actual coffins. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

06-15-2014, 02:40 PM	#15749 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Some dumbass opened both sides of a milk carton at work today. I am covered in milk just from cleaning. Funny part: it got all over some yuppies "D&G" bag too. Hilarious how upset people get over things. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

06-13-2014, 04:59 PM	#15743 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	*sequitur and the gifs are green wing gifs, obviously...?