What is funny is that in most cases you can obviously tell he was a tranny but the guy didn't quite put the pieces together.

"I thought it was weird she peed standing up and never got a period but i didn't see this one coming!"

Ive actually seen it not matter in a couple of cases, one guy i saw even proposed after the big reveal.
i know most cases are scripted but some are real but even the real cases are equally as crazy so it's hard to tell sometimes.

Distance is very cruel.

So what, are you running a marathon?

I'm a pilot.

I didn't know Scotland had planes.

We chucked them a few. Just to get them going.

*Sigh* F*ck..

i need a quick way to make 5 bucks today.. anybody got any idea how?

They probably don't allow sperm donations on Sundays. Maybe mow a lawn or walk a dog? Find a little old lady who needs something done?

My boyfriend is such an ignorant **** at times. I was texting him last night and he was at a party with all his friends and they'd have been drinking right through to this afternoon likely and his phone would've died at some point, but now I know his phone is charged and he hasn't contacted me since he ignored me last night. I'm getting real tired of his ****, it's actually like out of sight out of mind with him sometimes. Could actually punch his face in. How hard is it to text someone and let them know you're not dead?

Ive never donated sperm, or blood, or plasma.. but im not opposed to doing it i just haven't seen a center here for that.

My best chance is finding an old lady or trying to find a friend who needs a person for a quick job..

thnx for the suggestions Steph