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Old 06-06-2014, 01:03 PM   #15671 (permalink)
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Well Cable is now being installed in my house, but of course we have only the one receiver. I was all stoked when I heard that you can use a 360 for that, but then I find out you have to have XBox Live. And since the TV the Cable is going to be on is right where my mother sleeps I'm basically only going to be able to watch it when she isn't home, which means in the middle of the day when **** all is on. So... I basically still don't have Cable. **** Verizon for charging $25 a month for a reciever.
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Old 06-06-2014, 01:11 PM   #15672 (permalink)
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Well Cable is now being installed in my house, but of course we have only the one receiver. I was all stoked when I heard that you can use a 360 for that, but then I find out you have to have XBox Live. And since the TV the Cable is going to be on is right where my mother sleeps I'm basically only going to be able to watch it when she isn't home, which means in the middle of the day when **** all is on. So... I basically still don't have Cable. **** Verizon for charging $25 a month for a reciever.
So you can't see the tv from your side of the bed or something like that?
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Old 06-06-2014, 01:18 PM   #15673 (permalink)
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So you can't see the tv from your side of the bed or something like that?
Dude step up and get another box, they're only ten more dollars a month.
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Old 06-06-2014, 01:25 PM   #15674 (permalink)
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So you can't see the tv from your side of the bed or something like that?
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Well Cable is now being installed in my house, but of course we have only the one receiver. I was all stoked when I heard that you can use a 360 for that, but then I find out you have to have XBox Live. And since the TV the Cable is going to be on is right where my mother sleeps I'm basically only going to be able to watch it when she isn't home, which means in the middle of the day when **** all is on. So... I basically still don't have Cable. **** Verizon for charging $25 a month for a reciever.
You can watch JAG or one of the many cop related shows on TNT all day.

i haven't watched daytime tv in awhile, the only show i remember liking was Jerry springer, is there still trashy daytime shows like that? those are fun.
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You can watch JAG or one of the many cop related shows on TNT all day.

i haven't watched daytime tv in awhile, the only show i remember liking was Jerry springer, is there still trashy daytime shows like that? those are fun.
Love Springer. Maury got boring after the fiftieth time I heard "You are the father!" Although I still dig it when he isn't the father. Then the girl who's been self-righteous the entire time has to run off onstage cause now the entire audience thinks she's a "ho".
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Love Springer. Maury got boring after the fiftieth time I heard "You are the father!" Although I still dig it when he isn't the father. Then the girl who's been self-righteous the entire time has to run off onstage cause now the entire audience thinks she's a "ho".
Ahh, That's one my favorite moments too!

i remember seeing one where the couple had a 12 yr old kid the guy had doubts it was his but the girl insisted that he was the only guy she had slept with at the time.

But then the paternity test results came in proving what he suspected for 12 yrs, he wasn't the father..

Then all of the sudden she confessed that she had slept with another guy at the time, she f*ckin knew that for 12 yrs but kept it secret until she was cornered and the only excuse she had was "I thought it was his"

Other cases i like are the spoiled kids with the push over parents and the "i was actually born a man" trap cases.
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Other cases i like are the spoiled kids with the push over parents and the "i was actually born a man" trap cases.
Those are the best. The look of slowly dawning horror on the man's face is always priceless.
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