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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:39 AM   #15601 (permalink)
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It is most likely the fact that it goes above your knees most likely. Look into maybe pencil skirts and I agree with Pedo about a cardigan or some other top that covers your shoulders.
No it's nothing to do with the shortness, the instructor said it's because of straps being thin on my dress. It's hot in the lab so I can't handle wearing too many clothes. It's in winter and I still am too hot to wear things over me. People look at my arms and think I'm cray cray as it's cold. I think I just have a strange internal body heating system.

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I've always found dress codes to be bizarre and arbitrary. I'm a decade and a half into my career and I still don't get it.


Honestly, if all these people had to worry about was what others were wearing, life would be pretty simple. I feel like saying, how about you do your job and stop nitpicking.
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:39 AM   #15602 (permalink)
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Believe it or not, I was Snow White. That was in high school though, my parents made me quit once my hours got too excessive for good grades. Where were you?
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:45 AM   #15603 (permalink)
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Believe it or not, I was Snow White. That was in high school though, my parents made me quit once my hours got too excessive for good grades. Where were you?
Woah, a face character! That was the top of hierarchy right there. I was at the bottom. I was a custodian at MGM and then a table busser at Pinocchio Village Haus in the Magic Kingdom.
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Old 05-29-2014, 10:55 AM   #15604 (permalink)
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Woah, a face character! That was the top of hierarchy right there. I was at the bottom. I was a custodian at MGM and then a table busser at Pinocchio Village Haus in the Magic Kingdom.
So you had to take a plunger to the ol' porcelain throne whenever Snow White backed it up?
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Old 05-29-2014, 09:59 PM   #15605 (permalink)
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Craving alcohol like fuck. I don't feel right, like I'm splitting apart in the brainparts.
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Old 05-31-2014, 01:37 AM   #15606 (permalink)
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I've had the absolute worst acid reflux basically all day, and my least favorite supervisor was kind enough to help me out with some tums, but he could not have possibly taken any goddamn longer to finish his closing duties and I suffered greatly.

also one of our new associates can't seem to get his shit together and just really sucks at his job.
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So you had to take a plunger to the ol' porcelain throne whenever Snow White backed it up?
Nope, I only cleaned the guest areas.
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Old 05-31-2014, 05:37 AM   #15608 (permalink)
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No it's nothing to do with the shortness, the instructor said it's because of straps being thin on my dress. It's hot in the lab so I can't handle wearing too many clothes. It's in winter and I still am too hot to wear things over me. People look at my arms and think I'm cray cray as it's cold. I think I just have a strange internal body heating system.
Bare shoulders are a no no and lead men into temptation. Totally inappropriate for business casual.

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Because men can't control themselves around women so they punish ladies for it.
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Putting on decent clothes is a punishment since when?
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