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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:42 PM   #15541 (permalink)
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Roommate complaint #563:

I've been missing 3 knives for about 2 weeks now. A pairing knife, a serrated bread knife, and a really nice chef's knife- totaling about 75$ altogether. Granted, the house hasn't been totally tidied up in about that long but still. They're knives. Even if I'm drunk cooking I know how to wash, dry, and put away my knives. It's just a ****ing habit after a while. Today, I confronted a roommate about it.

"Oh, uh. You see, I used it and it was dirty. It was very hard to clean so I threw them away."

This is the same guy that's constantly on my case about when I'm moving out so his brother can take my room. I'm moving out when I have a grand and a half for first, last, and a ****ing deposit because this city stopped caring about anyone who's actually from here and just wants to suck techie-yuppie cock all day long. And because no one from Portland is willing to let some guy they've never seen move in with them after responding to a craigslist ad. **** you adulthood. **** you in your mouth.
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Old 05-24-2014, 10:34 PM   #15542 (permalink)
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were they YOUR knives WD?
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:13 PM   #15543 (permalink)
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Yep. I bought them a while ago when I started staging at a restaurant.

This happens a lot. The dude just gets too lazy to do his dishes so he throws them away.
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:27 PM   #15544 (permalink)
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ive actually reached that point of laziness but i would never throw away someone elses stuff, just my own
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:11 AM   #15545 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:34 AM   #15546 (permalink)
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Nah actually I think that is too hi-tech for him. More like:

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Old 05-25-2014, 11:37 AM   #15547 (permalink)
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my brother just got engaged a few days so I'm going to be expected to go back to michigan sometime in the near future. ughhh
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Old 05-25-2014, 11:42 AM   #15548 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2014, 11:46 AM   #15549 (permalink)
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well they don't know when the date is yet so it may well be, not to mention I'll have to be around my family
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Hopefully you won't actually have to be in the wedding. I love my family but I never want to be a bridesmaid again, it's like being a well dressed indentured servant.
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