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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1450978)

germophobe logic: "I'll just use a seatcover to protect my disgusting ass from this disgusting toilet seat, then somehow get piss all over the toilet seat and leave it for the next person because GERMS ARE GROSS EW"

Some idiot PISSED ALL OVER THE SEAT in the ladies' room today.

GODDAMN FUCKING TWICE.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Some women choose to squat on top of the toilet seat when relieving their bladder, and with that (squatting) method it is unavoidable that it gets on the toilet seat. I am surprised with that method they don't slip into the toilet. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-toilet06.gif

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1451039)

Public bathrooms are always terrible. I think its a deviance and power thing with ppl when they piss all over stuff. I'm serious

This girl I work with was showing all of us a picture of a toilet she saw in a restaurant a few weeks ago. Someone literally FILLED. THE. ENTIRE. BOWL. with shit. How someone might have done that ... well, we couldn't quite figure it out, but none of us have ever seen anything that disgusting. We were all glad it didn't happen in our restrooms. At that point, I just don't think a plumber can save that toilet. You almost have to burn it.

Our bathrooms at work are so disgusting that they're the longest running joke of the store. I still laugh when I think of this dude that walked out of the men's room one time (another coworker and I saw his face) and he looked something like this:

http://upandhumming.com/wp-content/u...elly-clint.gif

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1451043)

Still! Wouldn't they have the goddamn sense to clean up their own piss? If they're such a lady, enough to where they can't touch their ass to a toilet, why aren't they wiping up their spray? Have some class, ladies.

I'll also never forget that time someone left a fucking skidmark on the toilet seat. ON THE SIDE OF THE SEAT. How?? Did they almost miss the toilet when they sat down and started to let loose?? HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THESE NASTY THINGS??

Peeing as a woman is like making a Jackson Pollock.

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1451059)

Peeing as a woman is like making a Jackson Pollock.

sigfile time

Tryna buy drugs in the mission: get beaten n robbed.
Tryna buy drugs in the tenderloin: get beaten n robbed.

Am I doing it wrong? I just wanna ****ing shoot dude. I'm good for it, don't **** me over liek that.

my face, hand, and ribs hurt.

i dont care what happens to me.

i wanna feel like that's cool but it really isnt and is completely ****ing pointless. i waste oxygen and wanna **** proxy paige in all of her orifices.

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1451083)

You can either keep trying or finally learn the lesson you are supposed to learn. :bonkhead:

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1451059)

Peeing as a woman is like making a Jackson Pollock.

Peeing as a man is like a drone strike.

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1451059)

Peeing as a woman is like making a Jackson Pollock.

Women get hammered and listen to bebop to pee?

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1451146)

Women get hammered and listen to bebop to pee?

Well I do, I don't know how anyone else does it.