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Old 05-11-2014, 09:41 PM   #15411 (permalink)
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I hate hearing my roommate have sex, I really do. Not because I'm not getting any but because she's incredibly loud and obviously faking. Thankfully I have headphones.
People seem to think since they are having sex who cares what anyone else has to hear. That is bull****, I dont care if you are getting laid no need to be an inconsiderate cunt about it. I make the effort to be quiet and not put anyone in a ****ty situation cus Im not a piece of ****.
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Old 05-11-2014, 11:00 PM   #15412 (permalink)
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People seem to think since they are having sex who cares what anyone else has to hear. That is bull****, I dont care if you are getting laid no need to be an inconsiderate cunt about it. I make the effort to be quiet and not put anyone in a ****ty situation cus Im not a piece of ****.
Exactly! No need to let everyone in a five mile radius know what you're up to. She listens to certain music when having sex too, I think it's an attempt to drown out the sound but instead it just makes me cringe when I hear it. She's totally ruined Ministry for me now.
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Old 05-11-2014, 11:29 PM   #15413 (permalink)
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Somebody vandalized my car last night. I woke up and thought it was pollen or tree gunk but when I went to go wash it off at the car wash I realized it wouldn't come off, even with a high pressure nozzle. Hell, I was rubbing it with alcohol and it wouldn't come off. Now I'm probably going to have to get it detailed which is going to cost me. I filed a police report just in case. The officer asked me if it was necessary cause it was probably from nature. NATURE DOESN'T CREATE TAR. It was only on my car, only on one side of the street. Somebody did it. I still don't know what it is.

I'm pissed.
That's so bloody nasty. Would insurance cover it? Probably not I imagine.
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Old 05-11-2014, 11:46 PM   #15414 (permalink)
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ladyislingering why not go finish college
because it's expensive and I still haven't figured out what the hell I was put on this earth for.
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Old 05-11-2014, 11:47 PM   #15415 (permalink)
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because it's expensive and I still haven't figured out what the hell I was put on this earth for.
to reproduce?





mods and others thats a joke that works for many reasons
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Old 05-11-2014, 11:49 PM   #15416 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2014, 12:01 AM   #15417 (permalink)
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ohohoh, you're lucky I enjoy your company, butt.
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Old 05-12-2014, 05:07 PM   #15418 (permalink)
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It's so funny like I have these idiot dudes all on me like

Oh I am gonna take such good care of you / I love you so much

When the only people who are taking care of my emotional and physical needs are ladies

Lmfao **** that heterosexual bull****
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Old 05-12-2014, 06:31 PM   #15419 (permalink)
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It's so funny like I have these idiot dudes all on me like

Oh I am gonna take such good care of you / I love you so much

When the only people who are taking care of my emotional and physical needs are ladies

Lmfao **** that heterosexual bull****
somehow this doesn't surprise me. I've always wondered if women in general are just a lot more compassionate and caring than men.

but I've also met a lot of men who identify more with a feminine personality and reject the idea of masculinity. I like those men.
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Old 05-12-2014, 06:43 PM   #15420 (permalink)
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I have an exam on Friday on the most boring subject to have ever graced my notepads and I only went to two of the lectures . I'm so screwed and when I try to study I fall asleep.
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