The Bitch Box

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-10-2014, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I'm not allowed to play Misfits at work anymore.

"Hack the heads off little girls and put them on my wall!!!" freaked out some old ass yuppy real estate ladies. The kind that wear starkly colored business suits that are hideous and should have died and been buried with everything else that was awful about the 80s. Bossman finds out, no more Misfits.

Lame. So lame.

I hate talking on the phone. No specific reason, but I find it tedious if I'm not talking to someone for an actual purpose, like to make plans or something. It's excruciating and I quickly run out of things to say, which ends up insulting the person on the other end of the line. It's almost always a lose-lose situation for me.

ladyislingering · 05-11-2014, 12:26 AM

Today I asked one of my customers to hang her pants up (before I caught her, she'd draped at least 9 pairs of pants over my rolling rack, slowing down my work significantly) and first she looked at me like I was insane, then acted like I didn't exist (and proceeded to say to her ugly-ass husband, who was giving me a sassy look the whole time: "they want me to hang my pants up??!"). FUCKING LOOK AT ME AND TALK TO ME, YOU BITCH.

I can't even deal with these stupid shitheads sometimes.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-11-2014, 03:11 AM

I seriously don't understand why you work in retail when you are angry with them so much.

ladyislingering · 05-11-2014, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I seriously don't understand why you work in retail when you are angry with them so much.

because I didn't finish college and I'm so loserly that I have 10+ yrs of retail experience and no respectable establishment has any reason to hire me so THERE YOU GO.

job market's shit here. If I could get paid to sit in a room by myself every day and just handle invoices and never talk to anyone, I'd be in heaven.

I love my job. I hate my customers.

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-11-2014, 03:25 AM

I hate hearing my roommate have sex, I really do. Not because I'm not getting any but because she's incredibly loud and obviously faking. Thankfully I have headphones.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-11-2014, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

because I didn't finish college and I'm so loserly that I have 10+ yrs of retail experience and no respectable establishment has any reason to hire me so THERE YOU GO.

job market's shit here. If I could get paid to sit in a room by myself every day and just handle invoices and never talk to anyone, I'd be in heaven.

I love my job. I hate my customers.

Okay but if you would like to do something else you could finish college or keep applying for something you'd like while working at your current job? I understand the job market is tough, I have been offered amazing jobs that relate to my field only years later but I managed to gain experience in other fields working in IT/marketing before them. I guess what I'm saying is if you love your job, you would need to be able to deal with imperfect customers.

GuD · 05-11-2014, 05:24 AM

I can't hold down beer.

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~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-11-2014, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Why would you think he was serious? How dumb would someone have to be to not be aware that actually considering all Asian people to be kung fu masters might be racist? Can we all just start assuming that unless someone has a swastika for an avatar that they are probably joking when they post about Asians or imply that underage girls should wear some kind of sign like the Jews? It's common sense to me.

@francis

Yeah, I kind of thought this was gonna happen when I saw that post. There's a very thin, wavy line where racist/sexist/funny humor is concerned, so you have to be very careful about it when posting outside of the offensive jokes thread. Even then you'll probably have Sansa jumping down your throat .

umm

**Exo** · 05-11-2014, 07:56 PM

Somebody vandalized my car last night. I woke up and thought it was pollen or tree gunk but when I went to go wash it off at the car wash I realized it wouldn't come off, even with a high pressure nozzle. Hell, I was rubbing it with alcohol and it wouldn't come off. Now I'm probably going to have to get it detailed which is going to cost me. I filed a police report just in case. The officer asked me if it was necessary cause it was probably from nature. NATURE DOESN'T CREATE TAR. It was only on my car, only on one side of the street. Somebody did it. I still don't know what it is.

I'm pissed.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 05-11-2014, 08:55 PM

ladyislingering why not go finish college

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05-11-2014, 12:26 AM	#15402 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Today I asked one of my customers to hang her pants up (before I caught her, she'd draped at least 9 pairs of pants over my rolling rack, slowing down my work significantly) and first she looked at me like I was insane, then acted like I didn't exist (and proceeded to say to her ugly-ass husband, who was giving me a sassy look the whole time: "they want me to hang my pants up??!"). FUCKING LOOK AT ME AND TALK TO ME, YOU BITCH. I can't even deal with these stupid shitheads sometimes. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

05-11-2014, 03:11 AM	#15403 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I seriously don't understand why you work in retail when you are angry with them so much. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-11-2014, 05:24 AM	#15407 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I can't hold down beer. BLASAJSJJJJJJJJjjjjjjjjjHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARHFFGHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-11-2014, 07:56 PM	#15409 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Somebody vandalized my car last night. I woke up and thought it was pollen or tree gunk but when I went to go wash it off at the car wash I realized it wouldn't come off, even with a high pressure nozzle. Hell, I was rubbing it with alcohol and it wouldn't come off. Now I'm probably going to have to get it detailed which is going to cost me. I filed a police report just in case. The officer asked me if it was necessary cause it was probably from nature. NATURE DOESN'T CREATE TAR. It was only on my car, only on one side of the street. Somebody did it. I still don't know what it is. I'm pissed. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

05-11-2014, 03:25 AM	#15405 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	I hate hearing my roommate have sex, I really do. Not because I'm not getting any but because she's incredibly loud and obviously faking. Thankfully I have headphones.

05-11-2014, 08:55 PM	#15410 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	ladyislingering why not go finish college