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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 05-03-2014, 11:24 AM   #15311 (permalink)
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This coming from the # 1 Robot-Pornographer!
I'm not a robo-porn star, I just exploit robots with manufacturer issues to perform lewd subroutines on camera.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-03-2014, 11:24 AM   #15312 (permalink)
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I'm not a robo-porn star, I just exploit robots with manufacturer issues to perform lewd subroutines on camera.
That's because your bot just doesn't measure up!
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 05-03-2014, 11:25 AM   #15313 (permalink)
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That's because your bot just doesn't measure up!
What am I, a machine?
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Old 05-03-2014, 11:26 AM   #15314 (permalink)
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What am I, a machine?
I have always heard you were....
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Old 05-03-2014, 11:28 AM   #15315 (permalink)
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I'm not a robo-porn star, I just exploit robots with manufacturer issues to perform lewd subroutines on camera.

I don't have a problem with that, just the number one claim. Prove it or remove it.
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Old 05-03-2014, 11:34 AM   #15316 (permalink)
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I don't have a problem with that, just the number one claim. Prove it or remove it.
Since robot porn (that is sexually explicit images/video of at least one humanoid machine) doesn't yet exist (to my knowledge) then you can't tell me I'm not the "#1 Robo-Pornographer" any more than you can tell me I'm not the King of Prussia. If the title is unclaimed and nonexistent then it is up for grabs.
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Old 05-03-2014, 11:35 AM   #15317 (permalink)
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I'm not a robo-porn star, I just exploit robots with manufacturer issues to perform lewd subroutines on camera.
You're like the larry flint of robot pornography. lol

"Zoom in on the wires, yea.. that's the good stuff"
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Old 05-03-2014, 11:38 AM   #15318 (permalink)
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You're like the larry flint of robot pornography. lol

"Zoom in on the wires, yea.. that's the good stuff"
It's all about the lubricants.
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Old 05-05-2014, 12:51 AM   #15319 (permalink)
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Bro sybian is the best porn robot


That feelin when you're in a room full of ppl watchin a show and u dgaf about the show and its not a big deal cause you realize ppl like different stuff so u watch anyway but the other ppl all just assume ur like talkin **** about them and the show in ur head so they overcompensate and rry to explain stuff to u that u don't care about and u try to seem interested a little but they can tell u don't care and they become a little irritable even tho ur watching a dumb show and bein really respectful and polite about it
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:36 AM   #15320 (permalink)
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Bro sybian is the best porn robot
Yes. Yes it is. Google "sybian" and "Isis Love". It'll change your life. Seriously.
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