Mine isn't transparent yet but it's getting there.

Does that mean she's bald?

So if you dyed your hair green would you look like an electro-goth?

Fishing line, not anchor rope!

I look bald, but I'm very fluffy.

One of those LED Christmas trees then?

Yes, you have just described me in words.

I prefer my women to be natural. There's more clean up after I put her out on the curb, but she leaves a nice smell in my house afterwards.

Ah. So you use "NetChix" too, eh? ;)

WTF is happening to my city?

I just got back from the beach and I swear they must have been shooting an episode of some corny, awful, brain-dead MTV spring-break at the beach wooooooooooooo type of show. Douchebros.... so many douchebros.... so many, many, many douchebros. You could smell the ignorance and VD in the air.

I wish I brought my knife because some ******* deliberately threw a football at either me or my dog. May have been the football, may have been the person who threw it's balls. Somebodies ball(s) would've gotten slashed.

Stay the **** where you are, LA.

I can say the same about my city..
well, not the spring break thing just that it sucks.

All the rockers like me are on our cultural mecca San juan but i don't live in that area.
where i live is full of wannabe thugs that only listen to rap.