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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 04-24-2014, 12:34 AM   #15201 (permalink)
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Just look at it this way. I could always be your brother. Count yourself lucky.
perks of having the Batlord as my brother: 90% chance he'll never think of me while masturbating.
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Old 04-24-2014, 12:40 AM   #15202 (permalink)
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perks of having the Batlord as my brother: 90% chance he'll never think of me while masturbating.

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Old 04-24-2014, 12:55 AM   #15203 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:18 AM   #15204 (permalink)
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perks of having the Batlord as my brother: 90% chance he'll never think of me while masturbating.
If that's what you want to believe then be my guest.
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:58 AM   #15205 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2014, 02:24 PM   #15206 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2014, 04:16 PM   #15207 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2014, 04:51 PM   #15208 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2014, 06:40 PM   #15209 (permalink)
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Roommates understand enough English to leave passive aggressive notes for leaving dishes in the sink for less than an hour but not enough to wipe their nasty ass-hairs off the ****ing toilet seat. How many times have I complained about this? I can't ****ing stand this neurotic ****ing hypocrite I'm gonna ****in deck him one.
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Old 04-24-2014, 06:42 PM   #15210 (permalink)
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Roommates understand enough English to leave passive aggressive notes for leaving dishes in the sink for less than an hour but not enough to wipe their nasty ass-hairs off the ****ing toilet seat. How many times have I complained about this? I can't ****ing stand this neurotic ****ing hypocrite I'm gonna ****in deck him one.
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