The Bitch Box

The Batlord · 04-17-2014, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I hate it when people try to push their beliefs on you. We had a Chinese wan recently trying to tell us all about God and Hell and Heaven. Like, if you don't forgive the most heinous people in your life you'll go to Hell? **** that. This is Ireland, bitch! We wrote the book on religious shame and repression! Don't try to tell us how to suck eggs!

I thought that was Moses.

Burning Down · 04-17-2014, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I thought that was Moses.

Maybe Moses was actually Irish.

Trollheart · 04-17-2014, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Maybe Moses was actually Irish.

He sure was: big drunk Irish Moses O'Hara.
But they had to leave that out of the Bible, at least the official version. We Irish were influencing history and religion already. You should read the original:

PADDIES IN PALESTINE: THE DIARY OF A DRUNKEN, RABBLE-ROUSIN' WOMANISING IRISHMAN WHO ROSE TO BECOME LEADER OF A PEOPLE.

Chapter One: "I knew my life was ****ed the day I heard me mammy say "**** this! I ain't got time to take care of no baby! The hell with the pharaoh and his fat bitch of a wife!" and found meself floatin' down the river. Literally, me buckos: IN DE NILE!"

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-17-2014, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

He sure was: big drunk Irish Moses O'Hara.
But they had to leave that out of the Bible, at least the official version. We Irish were influencing history and religion already. You should read the original:

PADDIES IN PALESTINE: THE DIARY OF A DRUNKEN, RABBLE-ROUSIN' WOMANISING IRISHMAN WHO ROSE TO BECOME LEADER OF A PEOPLE.

Chapter One: "I knew my life was ****ed the day I heard me mammy say "**** this! I ain't got time to take care of no baby! The hell with the pharaoh and his fat bitch of a wife!" and found meself floatin' down the river. Literally, me buckos: IN DE NILE!"

Trollheart · 04-17-2014, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

Don't you know any other Irish comedians?

Sorry, that's an insult to Irish people AND comedians to include Jimmy Cricket in either. Plus, he's a Nordy so not really Irish. Hah! They can keep him on their side of the border.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-17-2014, 03:01 PM

Yeah but Dylan Moran is funny

WWWP · 04-17-2014, 03:14 PM

And beautiful.

Trollheart · 04-17-2014, 04:47 PM

Touche Sir and Madam. I prostrate myself at the feet of the world's greatest living comedians. I only thank God I wore my corset today, as I think my sides have split!

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-17-2014, 04:50 PM

Even that was from 1985

**Goofle** · 04-17-2014, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

And beautiful.

I'd turn bi for him.

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04-17-2014, 04:47 PM	#15168 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Touche Sir and Madam. I prostrate myself at the feet of the world's greatest living comedians. I only thank God I wore my corset today, as I think my sides have split! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

04-17-2014, 04:50 PM	#15169 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Even that was from 1985 __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.