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Old 04-17-2014, 02:15 PM   #15161 (permalink)
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I hate it when people try to push their beliefs on you. We had a Chinese wan recently trying to tell us all about God and Hell and Heaven. Like, if you don't forgive the most heinous people in your life you'll go to Hell? **** that. This is Ireland, bitch! We wrote the book on religious shame and repression! Don't try to tell us how to suck eggs!
I thought that was Moses.
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Old 04-17-2014, 02:17 PM   #15162 (permalink)
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I thought that was Moses.
Maybe Moses was actually Irish.
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Old 04-17-2014, 02:48 PM   #15163 (permalink)
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Maybe Moses was actually Irish.
He sure was: big drunk Irish Moses O'Hara.
But they had to leave that out of the Bible, at least the official version. We Irish were influencing history and religion already. You should read the original:

PADDIES IN PALESTINE: THE DIARY OF A DRUNKEN, RABBLE-ROUSIN' WOMANISING IRISHMAN WHO ROSE TO BECOME LEADER OF A PEOPLE.

Chapter One: "I knew my life was ****ed the day I heard me mammy say "**** this! I ain't got time to take care of no baby! The hell with the pharaoh and his fat bitch of a wife!" and found meself floatin' down the river. Literally, me buckos: IN DE NILE!"
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Old 04-17-2014, 02:49 PM   #15164 (permalink)
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He sure was: big drunk Irish Moses O'Hara.
But they had to leave that out of the Bible, at least the official version. We Irish were influencing history and religion already. You should read the original:

PADDIES IN PALESTINE: THE DIARY OF A DRUNKEN, RABBLE-ROUSIN' WOMANISING IRISHMAN WHO ROSE TO BECOME LEADER OF A PEOPLE.

Chapter One: "I knew my life was ****ed the day I heard me mammy say "**** this! I ain't got time to take care of no baby! The hell with the pharaoh and his fat bitch of a wife!" and found meself floatin' down the river. Literally, me buckos: IN DE NILE!"
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Old 04-17-2014, 02:55 PM   #15165 (permalink)
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Don't you know any other Irish comedians?


Sorry, that's an insult to Irish people AND comedians to include Jimmy Cricket in either. Plus, he's a Nordy so not really Irish. Hah! They can keep him on their side of the border.
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Old 04-17-2014, 03:01 PM   #15166 (permalink)
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Yeah but Dylan Moran is funny
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Old 04-17-2014, 03:14 PM   #15167 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2014, 04:47 PM   #15168 (permalink)
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Touche Sir and Madam. I prostrate myself at the feet of the world's greatest living comedians. I only thank God I wore my corset today, as I think my sides have split!
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Even that was from 1985
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Old 04-17-2014, 05:09 PM   #15170 (permalink)
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