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The Batlord 04-17-2014 01:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1441048)
I hate it when people try to push their beliefs on you. We had a Chinese wan recently trying to tell us all about God and Hell and Heaven. Like, if you don't forgive the most heinous people in your life you'll go to Hell? **** that. This is Ireland, bitch! We wrote the book on religious shame and repression! Don't try to tell us how to suck eggs! :rolleyes:
I thought that was Moses.

Burning Down 04-17-2014 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1441061)
I thought that was Moses.
Maybe Moses was actually Irish.

Trollheart 04-17-2014 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1441064)
Maybe Moses was actually Irish.
He sure was: big drunk Irish Moses O'Hara.
But they had to leave that out of the Bible, at least the official version. We Irish were influencing history and religion already. You should read the original:

PADDIES IN PALESTINE: THE DIARY OF A DRUNKEN, RABBLE-ROUSIN' WOMANISING IRISHMAN WHO ROSE TO BECOME LEADER OF A PEOPLE.

Chapter One: "I knew my life was ****ed the day I heard me mammy say "**** this! I ain't got time to take care of no baby! The hell with the pharaoh and his fat bitch of a wife!" and found meself floatin' down the river. Literally, me buckos: IN DE NILE!"
:laughing:

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-17-2014 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1441075)
He sure was: big drunk Irish Moses O'Hara.
But they had to leave that out of the Bible, at least the official version. We Irish were influencing history and religion already. You should read the original:

PADDIES IN PALESTINE: THE DIARY OF A DRUNKEN, RABBLE-ROUSIN' WOMANISING IRISHMAN WHO ROSE TO BECOME LEADER OF A PEOPLE.

Chapter One: "I knew my life was ****ed the day I heard me mammy say "**** this! I ain't got time to take care of no baby! The hell with the pharaoh and his fat bitch of a wife!" and found meself floatin' down the river. Literally, me buckos: IN DE NILE!"
:laughing:
http://www.thatsentertainmentproduct...%20Cricket.jpg

Trollheart 04-17-2014 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1441076)
Don't you know any other Irish comedians?
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/R...Wdl2oCpqpl.jpg

Sorry, that's an insult to Irish people AND comedians to include Jimmy Cricket in either. Plus, he's a Nordy so not really Irish. Hah! They can keep him on their side of the border.

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-17-2014 02:01 PM
Yeah but Dylan Moran is funny

WWWP 04-17-2014 02:14 PM
And beautiful.

Trollheart 04-17-2014 03:47 PM
Touche Sir and Madam. I prostrate myself at the feet of the world's greatest living comedians. I only thank God I wore my corset today, as I think my sides have split!
:thumb:

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-17-2014 03:50 PM
Even that was from 1985

Goofle 04-17-2014 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1441085)
And beautiful.
I'd turn bi for him.


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