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Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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04-12-2014, 10:06 AM | #15111 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Brilliant.
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04-12-2014, 08:39 PM | #15112 (permalink) |
An Butthole
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Someone's Backyard
Posts: 590
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My work won't let me off on record store day or even the morning I have a doctor's appointment, it's nice to know my employers don't care about my happiness or health.
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04-12-2014, 08:43 PM | #15113 (permalink) | |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
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And how does a tree have employers anyway??
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04-13-2014, 12:44 AM | #15114 (permalink) |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
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Today must have been the Day of the Dumbshits or something, because I have seen so many things that have disturbed me, or pissed me off today. This day was absolutely unreal.
Brace yourselves for the golden stories from Tard Town. Minutes after I'd just arrived at work, I turned my back for literally 2 minutes and someone threw a duvet over the clothing rack at the fitting rooms. What the hell? Does that look like a place where a duvet should go? No? Then why the hell did you put it there? Spoiler for Inattentive parent #1:
Spoiler for Inattentive parent #2:
Spoiler for Bitch must've come from Fraggle Rock:
Spoiler for Everything but the kitchen sink:
Spoiler for King-sized dump:
Spoiler for Inattentive parent #3:
Spoiler for Another idiot who can't follow simple directions:
Spoiler for zero spacial intelligence:
Spoiler for for a sec I thought someone was coming to my rescue but nope:
Spoiler for Return of King Loser:
Today sucked.
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04-15-2014, 02:18 PM | #15116 (permalink) | |
A.B.N.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
Posts: 11,451
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My cat is a complete lush I swear. I accidently left some liquor in a cup and when I got home 1/8th of it was missing. The bad part is that now any cup I leave on my desk gets knocked over with this certain cat licking up whatever spills. I am lucky that it is only water she has been knocking over but she needs to cut that crap out.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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04-15-2014, 03:32 PM | #15117 (permalink) |
Out of Place
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in an abstract house
Posts: 4,111
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So? If there is a will, there is a way.. to get hammered!!
Alcohol is ridiculously accessible even if you can't buy it yourself.
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04-15-2014, 03:49 PM | #15118 (permalink) |
An Butthole
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Someone's Backyard
Posts: 590
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When people find out I can't drive, their perception of me then goes to that of an immature child. I wish I didn't have to deal with people anymore.
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04-15-2014, 03:54 PM | #15119 (permalink) | |
David Hasselhoff
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Back in Portland, OR
Posts: 3,681
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By age 19 I was already full blown alcoholic. Kegers, man. Going to keggers. |
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04-15-2014, 04:08 PM | #15120 (permalink) | |
Out of Place
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in an abstract house
Posts: 4,111
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Even if you don't get the beer yourself a friend of yours gets you one out of courtesy.
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