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Old 03-15-2014, 09:50 PM   #14771 (permalink)
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Excuse me but the reason I'm chubby is because I took birth control. Its not always what you eat. I always stay in a reasonable calorie range and I never overeat. And a lot of people take antidepressants which also can make you gain weight for seemingly no reason at all.
You're not chubby, you're gorgeous!

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My God, wpnfire, I think you are the first person that has actually, disgusted me.
Not only were you completely insensitive to the fact that not everyone here is a size 0, but you were just rude for the sake of shock value, and that my dear is the lowest form of internet entertainment.
I'm skinny as fuck and it disgusted me. My sis is quite, um, large, due to being restricted to bed thanks to MS. She eats very little and yet she might be considered borderline obese but I don't think so. Either way it's not her fault: she used to be a real stunner figurewise.

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This is a pointless statement. Of course there are people who are obese for reasons beyond their control, but I highly doubt they are the majority. If you see someone who's three hundred pounds walking down the street then there's a fair chance he's a regular at KFC. It's great to be sensitive and all, but come on people, let's not twist our logic into knots in order to pat us fatties on the head and tell us we're people too.
Batty I would never have thought of you as fat. Would it be terribly insensitive for me to start calling you The Fatlord now? Yes, yes it would. So you are now The Fatlord.

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Crazy. We have people with suit n briefcase sitting in the bus, lol :P
In Germany it means, that you care for the environment, if you go by bus or train.
It's amazing how different points of view are in different countries..
The govt here try to encourage people to take the bus or DART (like the tube/subway but, um, overground: basically a fast domestic train service) in order to cut down on the traffic congestion in the city. Also, parking can be hard to get apparently so a lot of people will take public transport. No Batty! I said PUB-LIC!

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I believe they call us the Greyshirts, and run in terror with their mobile phones texting messages like OMG! GRMR NZS RUN THEY H8 US DO NO Y!!!
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Old 03-15-2014, 09:52 PM   #14772 (permalink)
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Batty I would never have thought of you as fat. Would it be terribly insensitive for me to start calling you The Fatlord now? Yes, yes it would. So you are now The Fatlord.

I think Porklord
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Old 03-15-2014, 09:59 PM   #14773 (permalink)
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Come on guys, the obvious name here is Batlard.
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Old 03-15-2014, 10:03 PM   #14774 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2014, 10:31 PM   #14775 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2014, 11:22 PM   #14776 (permalink)
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So much hate for phatness. Why people gotta be not down with it?
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Old 03-16-2014, 12:35 AM   #14777 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2014, 10:33 AM   #14778 (permalink)
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*Summer camp flashback*

I remember being 13 and having a girl with a crush on me and one time at the swimming pool she told her friend i was her crush and her friend saw me and said

"But he is fat!"

She just yelled it out with no remorse!

And that ofc made me so self conscious from then on i always swam with a shirt on.
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Old 03-16-2014, 11:31 AM   #14779 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2014, 11:43 AM   #14780 (permalink)
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*Summer camp flashback*

I remember being 13 and having a girl with a crush on me and one time at the swimming pool she told her friend i was her crush and her friend saw me and said

"But he is fat!"

She just yelled it out with no remorse!

And that ofc made me so self conscious from then on i always swam with a shirt on.
But not self conscious enough to lose weight.... That girl would never make it as a life coach
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