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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 03-07-2014, 01:18 AM   #14591 (permalink)
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The Oxford comma can kiss my ass, eat farts and die.


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Old 03-07-2014, 01:24 PM   #14592 (permalink)
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In vain i might add cause i learned nothing.

But keep at it maybe if you keep grammatically correcting all my post i'll eventually learn something.
Well first of all, technically, whenever you say "or" in between mentioning two things (this or that) you should put "either" in front of the first thing (either this or that). Not that anyone cares, but it's still a rule.

"Either" and "or" are...positive statements I guess. You're saying that one of the things you're listing is...the thing (I'm either a girl or a boy). Whereas if you're saying that none of the two things you're listing are...the thing then you use "neither" and "nor" (someone who is asexual is neither a girl nor a boy). And you should never mix any of those with each other (never use "or" after "neither" or "nor" after "either".

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Old 03-08-2014, 05:19 PM   #14593 (permalink)
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I'm getting fucking sick of assholes who don't take responsibility for anything. Yesterday I saw someone in a giant ass truck back into a parked BMW at In n Out, and then just sped off, didn't even see if he caused any damage or anything. I managed to get his license plate number and found the family who owned the BMW, but I don't think they pressed charges.

Then today at the dog park some asshole pitbull owner grabbed his dog and left the park after his dog bit mine hard enough to draw blood. Didn't say sorry, didn't ask if she was okay, just took his fucking penis extension and left. My dog is okay and the bleeding has stopped but she's definitely shaken by the whole experience, and I know that dog has had to leave before for being violent.

Fuck people.
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Old 03-08-2014, 07:52 PM   #14594 (permalink)
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I have a cankersore the size of a ****in dime in my inner lip >:|
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Old 03-08-2014, 07:54 PM   #14595 (permalink)
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good for u for quittin ur job. a move sounds like a good move to me.


i hear ya pete. accountability is the biggest problem in society and thats just my opinion. nobody ever wants to admit when they are wrong or be responsible. some drunk ******* hit my buddies car last winter and sped off. these types of ppl have no pride and no shame.
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Old 03-09-2014, 12:44 AM   #14596 (permalink)
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good for u for quittin ur job. a move sounds like a good move to me.


i hear ya pete. accountability is the biggest problem in society and thats just my opinion. nobody ever wants to admit when they are wrong or be responsible. some drunk ******* hit my buddies car last winter and sped off. these types of ppl have no pride and no shame.
You know what sucks though? My daughter opened a door into another car and caused a tiny little dent. I left a note and my number and the guy proceeded to try and shake me down for every cent he could. Made me think twice about being an upstanding citizen. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a stand up guy because you get taken advantage of.
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You know what sucks though? My daughter opened a door into another car and caused a tiny little dent. I left a note and my number and the guy proceeded to try and shake me down for every cent he could. Made me think twice about being an upstanding citizen. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a stand up guy because you get taken advantage of.
reminds me of a time i was in new york and of course there was crazy traffic leavin an event, cars only goin 2mph. and my dad hit the van in front of us and they got out actin all crazy and stuff. so my dad grabs a disposable camera and start takin pics of their car and they hopped back in and left without hassle. point bein that some ppl just like to take advantage of things and be asswipes


if i did somethin real minor i prob wouldnt say anythin. but if it was somethin i, myself, would be upset over then id have to let the other person know. its a pride thing. i believe everyone should strive for glory and to be the best they can be. too much guilt when i dont do the right thing
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Old 03-09-2014, 12:57 AM   #14598 (permalink)
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You know what sucks though? My daughter opened a door into another car and caused a tiny little dent. I left a note and my number and the guy proceeded to try and shake me down for every cent he could. Made me think twice about being an upstanding citizen. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a stand up guy because you get taken advantage of.
Yep. One time I bumped a car in front of me at about 5 mph, and the other driver and I got out looked at our cars and determined there was no damage. Neither of us were injured. Everything was fine. Then a few days later he decided to sue me for $10,000 for an imaginary neck injury.
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Old 03-09-2014, 06:13 AM   #14599 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2014, 09:08 AM   #14600 (permalink)
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My arms have some really nasty cuts on them and they really hurt.
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