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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 02-25-2014, 01:28 PM   #14431 (permalink)
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I know. I can think of at least one activity that a hurt finger would get in the way of. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.

Hasn't hindered my prosecution (as it were)
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Old 02-25-2014, 02:03 PM   #14432 (permalink)
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Unfortunately not. Go and stick the tip of your finger in the toaster like a real man.
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Screw all y'all. I'm starting my own damn club.
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Old 02-25-2014, 02:19 PM   #14433 (permalink)
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Screw all y'all. I'm starting my own damn club.
Do you want me to give you a hand with that?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-25-2014, 02:21 PM   #14434 (permalink)
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 02-25-2014, 02:24 PM   #14435 (permalink)
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Really?
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Old 02-25-2014, 02:42 PM   #14436 (permalink)
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Do you want me to give you a hand with that?
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Old 02-26-2014, 09:13 AM   #14437 (permalink)
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Dear neighbours,

Please take down your fucking Christmas decorations. It's February 26th. No need to turn on the string of lights and light up the ugly ass lawn decorations anymore.

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Old 02-26-2014, 09:23 AM   #14438 (permalink)
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Old 02-26-2014, 10:21 AM   #14439 (permalink)
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Texts from my drug dealer in San Diego telling me about all the good **** he's got is making me homesick.
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Old 02-26-2014, 12:41 PM   #14440 (permalink)
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Texts from my drug dealer in San Diego telling me about all the good **** he's got is making me homesick.
Your dealer sends texts about his product? Have fun getting arrested.
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