It always amazes me when I drop a pick and end up finding it 25 feet away. And Jesus Paul, if you wont go to a doctor, soak that thing in peroxide or lance it or something.

I suspect that gnomes are responsible. They probably build nests out of socks, picks, and the tears of guitarists.

Yeah, I swear I rarely actively throw picks away but find myself buying them constantly.

How does this even happen? Did you attempt to treat a spider bite with dogshit or something?

Yes

Bet that's sore Paul. If it's anything like the infection I had when I was about 8/9 anyway.

I just squeezed it really hard and all the pus burst out of it. Maybe you could try that. Worked for me and the infection didn't return.

Was quite fun bursting it tbh would like another one.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsO9k8bA8Qg

Where do guitar picks disappear to? i bought like 20 guitar picks and im down to like 4.. oh wait 5 i found one behind my closet door how the f*ck did it get there?

i think Gnome picks may be a legit thing

Thank you, victorias secret ladies, for saying I'm "a little on the small side" then saying "your back must hurt get a reduction"

I don't even know what to think of my body anymore :(
At least the bras I got were cute :(