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Old 02-18-2014, 09:27 PM   #14361 (permalink)
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Barbara Walters named her vibrator "selfie".

Now you're throwing up too.
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Old 02-19-2014, 12:53 AM   #14362 (permalink)
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I paid for my eBay item nine days ago, and the seller still hasn't shipped it. Dude has good feedback, and I have sent a message letting him know the payment was made (in case he'd missed it?)

No response. EBay won't let me open a case yet, either, because the latest estimated delivery date is next Wednesday...but I'm getting a bit uneasy about the lack of contact.

I just want my camera...and I have an Amazon cart with a shotgun mic and some other accessories...but I'd really like to know if the guy is even going to ship my damn camera...

Nothing but positive experiences on EBay before this. Yuck.
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Old 02-19-2014, 09:56 AM   #14363 (permalink)
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Spoiler for Gross:


Yeeeeeeeah. Bone was exposed but I couldn't get a picture because of the blood.
I took one look at that and had to close the spoiler. Ew. I ****ing hate blood and exposed wounds.
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Old 02-19-2014, 04:51 PM   #14364 (permalink)
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My bone's off!

Spoiler for Gross:




Went to see a hand specialist today to see if I needed surgery for nerve damage and to repair the fracture. Turns out I don't! Got my wound cleaned and got to see the sutures for the first time.
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Old 02-19-2014, 04:58 PM   #14365 (permalink)
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My bone's off!

Spoiler for Gross:




Went to see a hand specialist today to see if I needed surgery for nerve damage and to repair the fracture. Turns out I don't! Got my wound cleaned and got to see the sutures for the first time.
Ouchie. Awesome x-ray though fingercuffs.
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Old 02-19-2014, 04:59 PM   #14366 (permalink)
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Ouchie. Awesome x-ray though fingercuffs.
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Old 02-21-2014, 06:00 PM   #14367 (permalink)
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How ****in hard is it to get to work on time?

HOW?? Honestly the one day, where someone almost passes out on the line, and needs to go the **** home none of my chefs can make it to work on time...Dude, you guys have the easiest job, in the ****in world when it boils down to it...Cook some ****in food and go the **** home... Don't call me tell me you are gonna be late, then show up an additional 45 minutes later then projected. Then look at me and ask for my eye drops...MOTHA****A WHAT? No you listen hear you cheap, tardy, lazy piece of ****... Yes you can use my eyedrops, while you are using them, wash your ****in hands and eat a mint, make sure you use the woman's perfume in my purse as well... And if and when I make it here in the morning, if you haven't taken down the hood fans, cleaned those bitches until I see my ****in face in them, your name might just dissa****inpear off the schedule for the next week....

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Old 02-21-2014, 08:11 PM   #14368 (permalink)
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>>>>>
(OVER HERE!) There's this little button below here called "Quote"

You use "Quote" just like it sounds...
to quote someone so we know if you're talking to them in your post!

WHY DOES NO ONE USE THIS BUTTON!?

I know many of you do use Quote...
but too many people do not use this button when they should!!
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Old 02-21-2014, 08:13 PM   #14369 (permalink)
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>>>>>>>>>
(OVER HERE!) There's this little button below here called "Quote"

You use "Quote" just like it sounds...
to quote someone so we know if you're talking to them in your post!

WHY DOES NO ONE USE THIS BUTTON!?

I know many of you do use Quote...
but too many people do not use this button when they should!!
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Almost everyone on here knows how to use the quote button and the multi quote function...
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Old 02-21-2014, 08:21 PM   #14370 (permalink)
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WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Almost everyone on here knows how to use the quote button and the multi quote function...


...Are you trolling me? I'm serious...What's with the size 6 text? Jesus, I wasn't screaming in my post...

And I disagree, I've seen a lot of people who don't use Quote...
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