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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 01-29-2014, 05:53 AM   #14171 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2014, 05:56 AM   #14172 (permalink)
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Do need to start putting "/joke" at the end of my posts?
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Old 01-29-2014, 06:20 AM   #14173 (permalink)
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The day this ****ing cold snap ends will be a good day.
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Old 01-29-2014, 06:55 AM   #14174 (permalink)
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But yeah, seriously, quite a lot of people are.
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Old 01-29-2014, 07:21 AM   #14175 (permalink)
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The reason I came in here however is that everyone on this forum is so damn self-righteous these days. Chill the **** out.
lol, it's all me.
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Old 01-29-2014, 08:03 AM   #14176 (permalink)
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Is it necessary for my neighbors to be playing dubstep so goddamn loud at 8:45 in the morning?
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Old 01-29-2014, 10:42 AM   #14177 (permalink)
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Is it necessary for my neighbors to be playing dubstep so goddamn loud at 8:45 in the morning?
Yes, it is necessary. Sitting on the subwoofer while blasting dubstep is the only thing they've found that cures their constipation.
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Old 01-29-2014, 05:48 PM   #14178 (permalink)
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Yes, it is necessary. Sitting on the subwoofer while blasting dubstep is the only thing they've found that cures their constipation.
this also generally leads to orgasms for women if it's loud and deep enough

i speak from experience
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Old 01-29-2014, 06:36 PM   #14179 (permalink)
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this also generally leads to orgasms for women if it's loud and deep enough

i speak from experience
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Old 01-29-2014, 10:29 PM   #14180 (permalink)
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I have all these ideas in my head, but I never know how to implement them. It's the root of my laziness.
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