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Old 01-15-2014, 11:29 PM   #14101 (permalink)
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Rezz, just explain to her what's going on and i bet she will understand.
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:31 PM   #14102 (permalink)
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I told him to apologize...lol but he won't... On a daily basis I ask myself wtf is wrong with you people... but they are some much fun to work with that I wouldn't change them for the world...
haha if you had all the time in the world it still wouldn't be enough for us cooks to tell you what is wrong with us.
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:32 PM   #14103 (permalink)
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haha if you had all the time in the world it still wouldn't be enough for us cooks to tell you what is wrong with us.
I know I am one...

They need one chick on the line...for these reasons... break up fights, remember birthdays, girls names,& numbers (seriously they meet them then forget)... clean **** up behind them, bring eye drops, neosporin, extra smokes, advicice, and general cure-alls....And oh yeah I cuss like they do, and hold the line down just as good if not better sometimes...
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:41 PM   #14104 (permalink)
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I know I am one...

They need one chick on the line...for these reasons... break up fights, remember birthdays, girls names,& numbers (seriously they meet them then forget)... clean **** up behind them, bring eye drops, neosporin, extra smokes, advicice, and general cure-alls....And oh yeah I cuss like they do, and hold the line down just as good if not better sometimes...
i've worked with quite a few dames but none of them have offered, let alone come close to providing, half of those things. if you can cook as good as you talk you'd have a place on our line, we could always use some more eye drops hahahaha
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:45 PM   #14105 (permalink)
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i've worked with quite a few dames but none of them have offered, let alone come close to providing, half of those things. if you can cook as good as you talk you'd have a place on our line, we could always use some more eye drops hahahaha
Wendy: They call me Wendy, (as well as bitch, heffer, and gappy the pimp)
but mostly Wendy...

And yeah my purse is is bomb and surprisingly compact...

It's like having 6 brothers...

Edit: I have been known to make magic brownies...from time to time...
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:52 PM   #14106 (permalink)
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nice to make your acquaintance wendy, my name is josh. one last question; if i offered you a double jameson halfway through the shift would you take it?
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:53 PM   #14107 (permalink)
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Do restaurant owners usually care if their cooks are stoned? I always felt like it improved my palette.
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:56 PM   #14108 (permalink)
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Do restaurant owners usually care if their cooks are stoned? I always felt like it improved my palette.
if i had a nickel for every time my exec/owner told me "the weed you gave me is too strong, we need to stop smoking so much" i'd be a on an island in the south pacific sippin mai tai's. still doesn't stop me from making amazing food and having the complete respect of everyone in the place. never met a cook that didn't love to smoke.
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Old 01-16-2014, 12:02 AM   #14109 (permalink)
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nice to make your acquaintance wendy, my name is josh. one last question; if i offered you a double jameson halfway through the shift would you take it?
Actually my name is Jess...( But since they are lost lost boys I have to be their Wendy) ...and
it depends on the night...I go in slightly lit, but not burnt...and I usally work it sober the rest of the shift unless its a bloodbath then I ve been known to take 5 and get my mind right....
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Old 01-16-2014, 12:06 AM   #14110 (permalink)
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if i had a nickel for every time my exec/owner told me "the weed you gave me is too strong, we need to stop smoking so much" i'd be a on an island in the south pacific sippin mai tai's. still doesn't stop me from making amazing food and having the complete respect of everyone in the place. never met a cook that didn't love to smoke.
I figured it was that way. I got all of my cooking chops after I started smoking alone (my parents didn't prepare me for ****e).
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